Friday, November 8, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Posing with trophies

Of foxes and cougars, it’s

The Great White Humpers

Don’t click to enlarge

Ren-and-Stimpy-like details

are horrifying

— Charles Douchewin

 

 

In the jungle, the

Mighty jungle, the lion

wants to run away

— The Dude

Ivory renoB

Photo Bombs team photo of

Douche/Bleeth convention

— DoucheyWallnuts

Ivory’s been scarce

since the gyroscope was put

in her cheetah hole.

— Douche Wayne

Large areola

Is the size of a pizza

And it oozes cheese

— DoucheyWallnuts

She hides under rocks

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

It’s a little known fact

that elephants stampede when

they smell ignorance.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Group later eaten

by cannibals. Tasted like

Axe and Vagisil

— Magnum Douche P.I.

Boner photobomb

leaves Geno pissed, hotts wet, Drew

sexily confused

— Morbo

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:26 am November, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Weird-abs Montalbán

lives in a fantasy life

that is all too real

6:32 am November, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Don’t click to enlarge

Ren-and-Stimpy-like details

are horrifying

6:36 am November, 8 The Dude said...

In the jungle, the

Mighty jungle, the lion

wants to run away

6:47 am November, 8 FredN. said...

Lame safari pic

til FredN.’s peen swung on by

The best photobomb

6:47 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Even in Middle Earth

There are Bleeths with big, fake boobs

And shirtless Douchebags

7:02 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ivory renoB

Photo Bombs team photo of

Douche/Bleeth convention

7:06 am November, 8 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Man-purse Six Pack Scrote

Cleans Fat Bleeths out of Zoo Bar

Jerz Great Adventure

7:21 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Survivalist ‘Bags

don’t yet know Mayans were wrong.

Shhhh, let’s not tell them.

7:22 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts Bunny Ears

In the basket, then she gets

The hose, Rabbit Hose

7:24 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

These guys heard that the

Cheetah Club was lots of fun.

Ur doing it wrong.

7:26 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Ivory’s been scarce

since the gyroscope was put

in her cheetah hole.

7:30 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Mash-up of Sister

Wives and Doomsday Preppers a

huge hit for Bravo.

7:32 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Large areola

Is the size of a pizza

And it oozes cheese

7:34 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the ears in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. Hassenhose?

8:00 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hides under rocks

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

8:07 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Normally I am

against poachers killing so

freely. Not this time.

8:10 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Aging Fleetwood Mac

try relaunching carreers with

new cover of Tusk.

8:11 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ good grief. Try careers asshole.

8:15 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This has best ever

National Geographic

show ending ever.

8:19 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s a little known fact

that elephants stampede when

they smell ignorance.

8:21 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Stand-ins for Lost were

never told that series has

ended. Leave them be.

8:26 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Porno version of

Lord of the Flies doesn’t seem

like box office hit.

8:28 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet that cheetah

hat has had bigger trunks

in her junk than that.

8:30 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else

hear banjo music coming

from this pic? Me too.

9:01 am November, 8 FredN. said...

Toddlers watch from fence;

foreigners posing at zoo,

Dumber than children

9:22 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doctor Benson must

Have taken good meds today

Funny Shit Son. And Shit

9:24 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^smell ignorance FTW

9:30 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Cast of Survivor –

Rainforest Café. Viewers

are only losers

9:34 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“Jungle Fever” In

this case its from the clap and

silicone leakage

9:48 am November, 8 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Cougar Milf Vaca

They mistyped “Punta Cana”

Ay Dios Mio

9:52 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Group later eaten

by cannibals. Tasted like

Axe and Vagisil

10:08 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Newark Swingers Club

do safari theme party.

End up with crotch rot.

10:19 am November, 8 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

My hardened tusk points

In direction of hott with

spectacular boobs!

6:08 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Bleeth on the left

Is giving me the renoBs

I’d love a Hander

6:09 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Lord Alfred Winslow,

The Great White Hooter Hunter,

aroused at his find

6:10 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If this was Newark

City would have better Rep

A not be a Shit Hole

6:10 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^not be a Shit Hole

6:12 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Like a hot dog in

hallway? Kid stuff. Marge takes trunk,

tusk, still room for more

6:15 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Two cougars, one trunk

Two hotts, one big tusk

Two douchebags, no hope

6:38 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cannibal orgy

Eat and be eaten; get laid

But in what order?

7:13 am November, 8 The Dude said...

Once the gyroscope

Was put in her monkeyhole

The humpers hosed her.

8:51 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Boner photobomb

leaves Geno pissed, hotts wet, Drew

sexily confused

9:25 am November, 8 The Dude said...

Thank you Morbo for

the Doctor Drew reference

renoB for my soul

9:43 am November, 8 Wheezer said...

Cougar on the left

smiles at the biggest dildo

she has ever laid

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(Nope, we stop at seventeen syllables here…..)

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