Friday, November 15, 2013

Friday Haiku

Friday Haiku2

“That was TERRIBLE!

What do you call your stage act?!?”

“THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”

What Prompted her Tat?

Herpes Test is positive

Hence her evil clit

— THEONETRUEDOUCHE

Fruit salad reveal

And back of the thighs tattoos

Can’t distract from Douche

— Doucheywallnuts

 

 

I bet evil clit

means she’s packing a sausage

tuck in that short skirt

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Her Finishing Move

Backwards Headshot Clit Hammer

Flawless Victory

— Douche Wayne

Trish saw no problem

with adding more infections

in between her legs.

— Douche Wayne

Christmas is coming

Stan and Jill practice their new

Ballet, ‘Slutcracker’

— saulgoode42

Trish’s new tatt will

be all the talk around the

trailer park this week

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Writing with faeces is

A misunderstood artform

Except for monkeys.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Stinky Thumbs McGhee

And Evil Clit agree that

Meth’s helluva drug!

— Capt. James T. Douche

Clit has been Evil

since the gyroscope was put

in her monkey hole.

— Douche Wayne

I would hate to hear

What she calls her butthole if

Her clit is evil.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Colonel Wallnuts sprays

graffiti to wage peace/war.

Tats, self-inflicted.

— Charles Douchewin

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# posted by Bagnonymous
7:28 am November, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

What Prompted her Tat?

Herpes Test is positive

Hence her evil clit

7:32 am November, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

My wish for the day

Trish’s Mexican beer bash

Leaves douchebag shit faced

7:36 am November, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Sore between her legs

Removal methods of choice

Shotgun or acid

7:38 am November, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Fruit salad reveal

And back of the thighs tattoos

Can’t distract from Douche

7:47 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I bet evil clit

means she’s packing a sausage

tuck in that short skirt

7:56 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Her Finishing Move

Backwards Headshot Clit Hammer

Flawless Victory

7:57 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Trish saw no problem

with adding more infections

in between her legs.

7:59 am November, 15 saulgoode42 said...

Christmas is coming

Stan and Jill practice their new

Ballet, ‘Slutcracker’

8:04 am November, 15 saulgoode42 said...

Stan gives his thumbs-up

After under-hood check, but

Can still see her face

8:06 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Evil Clit tatt will

be magnet for wife beating

unemployed junkies

8:07 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Trish’s new tatt will

be all the talk around the

trailer park this week

8:11 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Even Juggalos

think Trish is way too whiskey

tango to get with.

8:11 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Tatt artist winces

Smells like Red Lobster dumpster

on hot summer day

8:18 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Culinary Film

On the wall has lots of tales

Of Hot Carl’s And Shit.

8:18 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She doesn’t wipe ass

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

8:19 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts Jugalloo

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Faygo Hose.

8:21 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ya think this is bad

The OB/GYN

Quit and shit himself.

8:21 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Writing with faeces is

A misunderstood artform

Except for monkeys.

8:23 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She rides his face when

He is the one changing he

Spark plugs and lube.

8:24 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rob Ford’s mechanic

Hopped up on Krokodil.

Anyone smell poo?

8:39 am November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Stinky Thumbs McGhee

And Evil Clit agree that

Meth helluva drug!

8:40 am November, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

A new strain of Crabs

Has been discovered on Trish

After she got tatts

8:41 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Clit has been Evil

since the gyroscope was put

in her monkey hole.

8:42 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Douchebag version of

sticking head in lion’s mouth

just as much danger.

8:43 am November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I would hate to hear

What she calls her butthole if

Her clit is evil.

8:45 am November, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If you think Trish’s

tatt is bad you should see the

version her mom has.

8:48 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

For me, “Evil Clit”

conjures up images of

Species, Alien.

8:49 am November, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does Incognito

or Ford yell this more often

at the media?

8:58 am November, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Societal Filth

Has a new face. Too bad it’s

Same as the old face

9:11 am November, 15 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Trish has left a splat

On a choadwipe and for that

A clit for a tatt

9:15 am November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She is able to weld

A car bumper with merely

A queef and lighter

9:46 am November, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

Colonel Wallnuts sprays

graffiti to wage peace/war.

Tats, self-inflicted.

9:58 am November, 15 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Mecha-leck-a Hi

Black Hole Sun Just for fun, son

Mecha-hiney-Ho

9:59 am November, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

This is the entrance

To the freaky tunnel scene:

Willy Wonka 3

11:53 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

3-peat! I am standing here beside myself . . .

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