Friday, November 22, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Creeper Max Headdouche,

Ruins Bro Pete’s mad sexin’,

Sad clowns weep at fair.

——–

Festival Omen

Satriani Photobomb

Harbinger of Doom

– Bag Em Tag Em

The Thing with Two Heads

is remade. Box office bomb.

Rosey Grier weeps

– Charles Nelson Douchely

My mannaries fail

Vestigial glands do not

Provide mommy’s milk

– The Dude

Kim regrets Christian

Mingle date. Profile pic left

out his conjoined twin

– Magnum Douche P. I.

You don’t bring your Mom

to Burning Man, you moron

Monkey on your back?

– Dickie Fingers

The Nazca Lines dress

disorients aliens:

Planet of the Douche!

– Charles Douchewin

Misplaced boob fondle

Shady largeman unholy

MILF gets impatient

– Dr Magnifico

It puts the glasses

In the basket or it gets

The hose. New Wave Hose.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am November, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

You don’t bring your Mom

to Burning Man, you moron

Monkey on your back?

7:18 am November, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Appendix removed

Next, for that lump on his back

Think his name’s Lumpy

7:36 am November, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

The Nazca Lines dress

disorients aliens:

Planet of the Douche!

7:46 am November, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

MILF Hunter dot com

film shoot gets kinky when Paul

Schaffer joins three way.

7:47 am November, 22 Dr Magnifico said...

Misplaced boob fondle

Shady largeman unholy

MILF gets impatient

7:48 am November, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Poor Man’s Burning Man

fun for those without the good

sense to hide their hide.

7:49 am November, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Teenage Wasteland

Sung about by The Who is

Now Doucheage Wasteland

7:52 am November, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What do you call it

When Douche Photobombs a Douche?

I don’t have answer…

7:56 am November, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I remember when

The Devo sunglasses look

Was hip. Not again…

7:58 am November, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

MILF is happy that

Her Boy Toy can go shirtless.

Husband is Fat Fucc

8:10 am November, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Kim regrets Christian

Mingle date. Profile pic left

out his conjoined twin

8:12 am November, 22 The Dude said...

If I was this twit’s

Appendix, I’d be glad to

Exit stage er, right

.

Scars

8:20 am November, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Mr. Alien,

These fools don’t represent us.

Signed, All Humankind

8:24 am November, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Lobot takes a break

from running Cloud City to

attend Burning Man.

8:28 am November, 22 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Festival Omen

Satriani Photobomb

Harbinger of Doom

8:29 am November, 22 Molly Cyrus said...

Music festivals

What’s the best accessory?

A Moby backpack.

8:30 am November, 22 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The Thing with Two Heads

is remade. Box office bomb.

Rosey Grier weeps

8:30 am November, 22 Molly Cyrus said...

…and I’m out! *gangsta mic drop*

8:31 am November, 22 SonnyChibaChoad said...

M.I.B. Sequel

Jonny Knoxville Cyclops Douche

Anjelica Hottson

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Johnny-Knoxville-Men-in-Black-II.4.jpg

8:39 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t dig Devo

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

8:39 am November, 22 The Dude said...

My mannaries fail

Vestigial glands do not

Provide mommy’s milk

.

Appendices

8:40 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the glasses

In the basket or it gets

The hose. New Wave Hose.

8:45 am November, 22 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Coachella Nightmare

Kim said “Daft Punk” will be there

Misunderstood her

8:48 am November, 22 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Took too many shrooms

Cancerous growth on my back

I will name him George

8:51 am November, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

Ecstasy and Milf

distract Headdouche from his goal

Monkey needs love too.

9:01 am November, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Bag lures milf to the

desert. Lets retard brother

bang before kills her.

9:01 am November, 22 Bag Em Tag Em said...

P-Funk Not Joking

About Me Free’ing my Mind

Some Ass Will Follow

9:20 am November, 22 Vinegar and Water said...

Blue Carabiner

Holds the only key he has

To Gimp’s foot locker

9:21 am November, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Cage door left open

Chimpanzee finds companion

Poop toss to follow

9:23 am November, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Not appendix scar

Vestigial twin removal

Connection remains

9:25 am November, 22 Vin Douchal said...

“It was the ‘shrooms man”

Never said you’re invited

To glom off of us

9:27 am November, 22 Vin Douchal said...

New EDM band

Sends DJ to spread the word

Through kidney fondle

9:30 am November, 22 Collaz B. Popped said...

Max has second head,

Protruding from Creeper back,

Mom was malnourished.

9:33 am November, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Creeper or

Zaphod Beeblebrox,

we report, you decide.

9:43 am November, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Moby tribute band

Frontman and acid dealer

Pose with their lone fan

9:48 am November, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

good one Vin

10:41 am November, 22 Douche Wayne said...

It puts the sunscreen

on its head or else it gets

melanoma hose.

10:44 am November, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Pete lost bet, has to

give Max piggyback rides for

striking out with MILF.

10:48 am November, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Girls Gone Wild blogspot

Major fuccen distraction

Thankfully, no coccks

10:36 pm November, 22 DarkSock said...

Sorry for haiku fail

My incision’s infected;

Sock’s got a fever…

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