Friday, November 22, 2013
Friday Haiku
Creeper Max Headdouche,
Ruins Bro Pete’s mad sexin’,
Sad clowns weep at fair.
——–
Festival Omen
Satriani Photobomb
Harbinger of Doom
– Bag Em Tag Em
The Thing with Two Heads
is remade. Box office bomb.
Rosey Grier weeps
– Charles Nelson Douchely
My mannaries fail
Vestigial glands do not
Provide mommy’s milk
– The Dude
Kim regrets Christian
Mingle date. Profile pic left
out his conjoined twin
– Magnum Douche P. I.
You don’t bring your Mom
to Burning Man, you moron
Monkey on your back?
– Dickie Fingers
The Nazca Lines dress
disorients aliens:
Planet of the Douche!
– Charles Douchewin
Misplaced boob fondle
Shady largeman unholy
MILF gets impatient
– Dr Magnifico
It puts the glasses
In the basket or it gets
The hose. New Wave Hose.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
You don’t bring your Mom
to Burning Man, you moron
Monkey on your back?
Appendix removed
Next, for that lump on his back
Think his name’s Lumpy
The Nazca Lines dress
disorients aliens:
Planet of the Douche!
MILF Hunter dot com
film shoot gets kinky when Paul
Schaffer joins three way.
Misplaced boob fondle
Shady largeman unholy
MILF gets impatient
Poor Man’s Burning Man
fun for those without the good
sense to hide their hide.
The Teenage Wasteland
Sung about by The Who is
Now Doucheage Wasteland
What do you call it
When Douche Photobombs a Douche?
I don’t have answer…
I remember when
The Devo sunglasses look
Was hip. Not again…
MILF is happy that
Her Boy Toy can go shirtless.
Husband is Fat Fucc
Kim regrets Christian
Mingle date. Profile pic left
out his conjoined twin
If I was this twit’s
Appendix, I’d be glad to
Exit stage er, right
.
Scars
Mr. Alien,
These fools don’t represent us.
Signed, All Humankind
Lobot takes a break
from running Cloud City to
attend Burning Man.
Festival Omen
Satriani Photobomb
Harbinger of Doom
Music festivals
What’s the best accessory?
A Moby backpack.
The Thing with Two Heads
is remade. Box office bomb.
Rosey Grier weeps
…and I’m out! *gangsta mic drop*
M.I.B. Sequel
Jonny Knoxville Cyclops Douche
Anjelica Hottson
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Johnny-Knoxville-Men-in-Black-II.4.jpg
She don’t dig Devo
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
My mannaries fail
Vestigial glands do not
Provide mommy’s milk
.
Appendices
It puts the glasses
In the basket or it gets
The hose. New Wave Hose.
Coachella Nightmare
Kim said “Daft Punk” will be there
Misunderstood her
Took too many shrooms
Cancerous growth on my back
I will name him George
Ecstasy and Milf
distract Headdouche from his goal
Monkey needs love too.
Bag lures milf to the
desert. Lets retard brother
bang before kills her.
P-Funk Not Joking
About Me Free’ing my Mind
Some Ass Will Follow
Blue Carabiner
Holds the only key he has
To Gimp’s foot locker
Cage door left open
Chimpanzee finds companion
Poop toss to follow
Not appendix scar
Vestigial twin removal
Connection remains
“It was the ‘shrooms man”
Never said you’re invited
To glom off of us
New EDM band
Sends DJ to spread the word
Through kidney fondle
Max has second head,
Protruding from Creeper back,
Mom was malnourished.
Creeper or
Zaphod Beeblebrox,
we report, you decide.
Moby tribute band
Frontman and acid dealer
Pose with their lone fan
good one Vin
It puts the sunscreen
on its head or else it gets
melanoma hose.
Pete lost bet, has to
give Max piggyback rides for
striking out with MILF.
Girls Gone Wild blogspot
Major fuccen distraction
Thankfully, no coccks
Sorry for haiku fail
My incision’s infected;
Sock’s got a fever…