Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Gay Tom Selleck Enters a 14 Year Old's Heterosexual Fantasy Landscape

Selleck douche goes Sprockets

Teen Dream Sophia does not exist.

She is simply a phantasm. A totem. A siginifer of Gay Tom Selleck’s subconscious struggle to resolve his twin desires for heterosexual normativity and funky black cargo shorts.

# posted by douchebag1
10:49 am November, 5 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Pull tight, Teen Dream Sophia! PULL TIGHT!!!!

11:22 am November, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Do you think she also made him shave his body hair? In all fairness, I think she could get me into that get-up if I had the chance to get her out of hers….

11:41 am November, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Adam Lambert concert?

12:06 pm November, 5 The Dude said...

Cirque du So Gay.

12:36 pm November, 5 Vin Douchal said...

West Hollywood Cycling Club….

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ANY cycling club, actually

1:04 pm November, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

As straight Tom Selleck’s alter ego I find the gay reference highly offensive. Tom Selleck wouldn’t be caught dead in those boots.

1:27 pm November, 5 Douche Wayne said...

“For the last time, Teen Dream Sophia, you CANNOT have a moustache ride!”

3:08 pm November, 5 purpledrank said...

Puss ‘n Boots and…a blonde chick.

3:16 pm November, 5 Mr. Biggs said...

Wow did someone slap some play-doh on her cheeks?

3:21 pm November, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Nah, that’s Freddy Mercury’s illegitimate son. What he thought was a decent looking tranny wasn’t…

5:00 pm November, 5 Guid is Good said...

One, or both, of these people are wasting their time.

9:57 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her butt.

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Medical FACT.

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Son.

9:57 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Freddy Mercurio.

8:33 am November, 6 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Looks like David Arquette andd Morgan Spurlock had a butt baby, Son.

8:34 am November, 6 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I get the feeling she may have seen a penis or two before.

9:46 pm November, 7 Douchesdownunder said...

This is Hottie Lisa from This is Huey Loser and the News’s leg from September.

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