Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Thanks-hannukah!!

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To celebrate this odd pairing of turkey and gefilte fish, I thought I’d seek out the least Jewish image I could find on the internets.

Musclebros and Party Chicks in mid pose outta do that trick.

Either that, or this one.

# posted by douchebag1
8:59 am November, 28 Scooby Douche said...

l’chaim!!!!

8:59 am November, 28 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

On the upside, at least the years have been kind to Mark “Jacko” Jackson. OI!

9:35 am November, 28 creature said...

is stuffing kosher?

9:52 am November, 28 hermit said...

Memom to FOX:

You’re supposed to be putting on an NFL pre-game show. Enough with the tear-jerking Oprah fluff piece shit and forced comedy bits by some unknown and talentless hack. It’s worse than Caliendo, and makes me long for the days when Madden would drool and spit over his tur-duck-en every Thanksgiving for twenty years.

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Get it right you bunch of right-wing capitalists assholes!

9:57 am November, 28 Steve said...

Musclebro on the right is Mike O’hearn. He was in the recent remake of American Gladiators.

9:59 am November, 28 hermit said...

^ creature,

A turkey is kosher only if it’s killed by a Rabbi’s Badger with a stainless steel axe, it’s cloven hooves removed, then cooked over a propane-fueled Menorah (respect)

10:33 am November, 28 creature said...

thanks for the clarification hermit…now where can I get a rabbi on short notice this channakuh/thanksgiving in time to slay Matthew Stafford?

10:35 am November, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dirigibles.

10:38 am November, 28 Vin J Douchal said...

America is great. These fuccen tools are cashing in on whatever mindless bullshit they’re up to.

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Keynesians

11:08 am November, 28 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Seal is cuter than Klum.

1:51 pm November, 28 Guid is Good said...

Workout Bleeths need to spend less on protein and whey powders and get better quality bolt-ons and Botox jobs.

8:18 pm November, 28 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Dirigibags

9:24 pm November, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Funny how O’Hearn is considered a “natural bodybuilder.” Testosterone and HGH supplements are natural, so I guess that works…

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Also, the tranny with the black hair is his beard, I mean wife…

9:52 pm November, 28 DarkSock said...

The cute 29 year old brunette nurse named Natasha who pulled my catheter out? Yeah. I got her number. She’s gonna come over to my place and watch the band practice, and “hang out”.
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‘Sock still has it. Ain’t gonna be able to do nothin’ with it until this pinched fuccen nerve from the surgery allows me to walk right again. But I still gots it. You just gotta make ’em laugh and feel special. Plus…it helps when she’s got to pull out your catheter like she’s winding up a 50′ extension cord. IYKWIM,AITYD…
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Old Boys.
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5:50 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is the catheter kosher?

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