Monday, November 18, 2013

Mike Has Phantom Breasts

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Princess Nicole’s, however, are very real.

Real in the tactile sense, of course. I’m not reaching conclusive forensics on whether said mamalians conform to the genetic blueprint as originally determined. I leave that to far better scholars and scientists than I.

# posted by douchebag1
7:35 am November, 18 The Dude said...

Those aren’t breasts – they’re mannaries. I’m getting some serious Mayan Eyes from the Princess!

7:37 am November, 18 The Dude said...

Mike prolly has a phantom penis to, but who’s looking?

8:35 am November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I really like Princess Nicole, and by really like I mean “splooge.”

8:57 am November, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Princess Nicole is all sort of jiggly goodness.

9:07 am November, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mike is daydreaming about the breastfeeding sessions he had with his mom. Right before coming to the club.

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lactaters

9:31 am November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Mike says, “Nobody takes stinkier, softer, messier, absolutley rancid shits than I do.” <br.

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“And”, the red-rashed anus braggart continued, ” I refuse to wipe until female circumcision is eradicated from this planet.”

9:37 am November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Sarah Silverman agrees with Mike

11:20 am November, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Jesus Christ, VD!!

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1:28 pm November, 18 Tequilla Sundouche said...

Real.

2:10 pm November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got worse JTBA (Jew Tits By Association) than that son. Damn you Rambo and gravity!

2:36 pm November, 18 DarkSock said...

Rev, that reminds me of the all-female Metal cover band I’m managing, called Jew-Tits Priest.

3:43 pm November, 18 Guid is Good said...

Princess Nicole from the children’s fairy tale “Princess Nicole and the Kingdom of Tittyfuck”?

6:52 pm November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like that band.

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