Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Nice Guy Chuck Wins at the Game of Life

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Even with the barely pubescent ‘stache, Nice Guy Chick Wins.

His prize?

Sclutsy Sophia.

What’s “Sclutsy” you ask? Sclutsy, a word I just made up, is when slutty and classy cohabit to form eternal loin want.

Enter that one in Urban Dictionary.

Either that, or Officer Sclutsy was the chief villain in West Side Story. I can’t remember which.

# posted by douchebag1
12:13 pm November, 20 Dr Magnifico said...

Geeze the closeup brings a whole new stage of bleeth to Sophia.

12:38 pm November, 20 FredN. said...

Hmm. OK, we overlook the facial fung. What about the open dress shirt? The 10lb watch? The denim sleeveless? The bronzer?

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Ah fuck it. His smile won me over.

1:02 pm November, 20 DarkSock said...

And we have a strong contender for “Most Expensive First Date”.

1:05 pm November, 20 DarkSock said...

Sophia, you are a very attractive 7. The problem is that you’re one of those 7’s that thinks she’s a 10.

Dial down the slatternly wardrobe, put on sensible blouse with a slightly too-tight skirl and librarian glasses, then lightly bite on a pencil tip as you stare at us demurely over those glasses….BAM! You’re a 10.

1:14 pm November, 20 Douchble Helix said...

I concur with the esteemed ‘Sock.

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She’s the kind you don’t take home to mother.

1:16 pm November, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sophie looks like a bleeth bimbo with her gravity defying bolt-ons hanging out and Chuck is a borderline tool. He’s still saving up for a sleeve tatt and a douchier hair cut.

1:50 pm November, 20 Tits McGee said...

Urban Dictionary sadly no longer takes submissions… the term “cumfart” must’ve broke their servers.

2:07 pm November, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

If that fish-faced hooker is the prize- I don’t want to win.

3:20 pm November, 20 purpledrank said...

Sophie just “escorting” until she saves up enough for the cataract surgery.

3:39 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Meg Ryan sure can pull the hotts.

3:40 pm November, 20 The Dude said...

He’s a pumpy. He should lose at the game of life, according to Darwin’s research.

4:02 pm November, 20 Guid is Good said...

Sclutsy Sophia is best enjoyed at a distance, across a crowded room one might say. Preferably so crowded there is no way you can possibly make it across. Packed like a Japanese subway train.

8:12 pm November, 20 The Dude said...

I need a sclut, stat.

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