Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Old Guy Greg

OldSlayer

Old Guy Greg is half way there.

Old Guy Greg is livin’ on a prayer.

No, literally.

He worked at the studio when they recorded that song. As the old guy.

And to think, just last year Awkward Hott Kelly and the Barely Legal Sisters actually worked at the Legal Seafood in Chestnut Hill.

Ironic, given the then-illegality of their haddock.

You thought I was gonna say clams.

Haddock.

# posted by douchebag1
3:12 pm November, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

With your fashionable buckle-tuck on your vintage Slayer Tee – I say GoInPeace, OGG.

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He’s kept himself well-preserved, and looks damn happy doin’ it.

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I hope I’m so lucky to hang with the Barely-legal giggle-hotts, when I’m Old Guy Douchewin.

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Think they give him a discount?

3:14 pm November, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

If that tee-shirt says ‘Player’ – I take it all back.

3:23 pm November, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m not sure but old guy Greg is about to age really fast. Like this guy.

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3:45 pm November, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

Looks like the roofies are starting to work.

4:25 pm November, 19 bigphatnotadouche said...

three hotts and a c*ck.

god bless the old guy.

6:01 pm November, 19 The Dude said...

AARP comes with giggle hotts? Where does a good guy sign up?

6:04 pm November, 19 Vin J Douchal said...

Bet their lady bits smell like legal seafood. Yeah, that was cheap, I know

7:07 pm November, 19 Wheezer said...

@Douchewin (3:14 p.m.) –

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That shirt gives him a mask of false bravado.

12:45 am November, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Old Man Greg. Not to be confused with Old Gregg.

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6:03 am November, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The Legal Seafood in Moorehead City (NC) is nothing to shout about either. But I guess it is technically legal.

6:20 am November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OGG is trying to relive his days as Mark Farner’s guitar tech back when Grand Funk RR was the shit. OGG is still scorin’ about the same amount of poon he did then which is none.

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man I feel fuccen old

6:21 am November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cheetah dress’ face says “I don’t know what I’m feelin’ but I sure hope it ain’t attached to a a Wookie’s junk.”

7:45 am November, 20 Steve said...

This guy looks like a younger douchier Tommy Lee Jones.

Tommy Lee Douche.

1:10 pm November, 20 DarkSock said...

That Huey Lewis can still pull the hotts.

1:10 pm November, 20 DarkSock said...

I thought stone-washed jeans died in the 90’s.

3:15 pm November, 20 purpledrank said...

Orange Whoo Hott is a hidden treasure.

9:48 pm November, 20 Ferris said...

I love haddock. Take that any way you want to.

I didn’t realize James Van Der Beek did steroids.

Late to the party.

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