Monday, November 11, 2013

Reader Mail: Aussie Bleeths

BaguettesDouchesdownunder submits this reminder that we must also mock female douchebaggery when we find it:

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DB1.

The female douche! We must tell the people, they spread like wildfire, co-inhabiting a food court at a mall near you now. They steal your seat, your park and your good nature. Good white girls gone bad, this one’s from the Central Coast of NSW Australia.

– Douchesdownunder

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Point well taken, DDU. I find myself rather cross when the Bleeths steal my good nature. And by good nature, I mean credit card number.

# posted by douchebag1
4:45 pm November, 11 bigphatnotadouche said...

More like bleeths with an eating disorders.

However we will continue the mock…

skelators

4:57 pm November, 11 The Dude said...

Does crack flow counterclockwise down the pipe down under? There are some other “down under” questions.

5:09 pm November, 11 FredN. said...

From Chicago and hate the Cubs.

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Knowing that, what is she doing, I don’t even

5:51 pm November, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Broad needs to eat a Sangwhich. Sangwhich, I says.

7:08 pm November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I s4cond the cunt.

7:49 pm November, 11 Vin J Douchal said...

Australian Rules Football? Yes. Australian Rules Bulimia? Yes

9:48 pm November, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is there a leniency rule for reanimated corpses?

1:38 am November, 12 Guid is Good said...

Whadda’ya mean drugs aren’t a food group?

1:45 am November, 12 Guid is Good said...

Blue cap Bleeth seems to have taken her look from Dickie Knee, a reminder of how bad live comedy shows were in the 80’s – and how tight Sylvester Stalone’s jeans were back in the day.

6:06 am November, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Aussie bleeths >>> American bleeths

8:52 am November, 12 Dr Magnifico said...

Well tagged, Douchesdownunder. Within the corridor from Hornsby to Newcastle there exists numerous examples of female douche foulness. Very Catholic, very inbred.

11:36 pm November, 12 iamjerry said...

Ann Coulter? Ann Coulter is in Australia?

It’s time to close the borders!

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