Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Reader Mail: Internet Dating Produces HCwDB

ZooskSuccess

Jeff writes in asking for some well deserved scorn be thrown towards dating site Zoosk:

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From: Jeff

Subject: Zoosk “Success” Stories

I found these on the Zoosk site on a page supposedly showing off their “success” stories. I think Zoosk is run by a horde of wankers. The page on the site about how to apply for a job actually suggests that applicants shower and brush their teeth before their interview. Makes you wonder what sort of losers were applying for jobs that made them post that request.

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Alls I know is I’mma start a new dating site called “Horde of Wankers.” Going for the honest angle. Like if Christian Mingle cut the euphemisms and just said “No Jews.” Or JDate said “no men who are not doctors or lawyers will be gettin in these hot Semitic panties.”

I met HC1 the old fashioned way. I pined for her hot Jewess ass for six years while she dated a litany of choads. And then I got a show on MTV and she married me and popped out a little one.

That’s the way I roll.

# posted by douchebag1
7:29 am November, 12 Wheezer said...

“…..she married me…..”

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Y’all old-fashioned, brah.

11:25 am November, 12 bigphatnotadouche said...

twodudes

12:31 pm November, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Well, now I can cancel my JDate membership. Who knew?

12:34 pm November, 12 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Can I name my first novella “Litany of Choads”? Giving full credit of course.

12:52 pm November, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Was I the only one that wasn’t invited to the wedding? Shit, I didn’t even know about it.

1:44 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dating services were one of the many signs that the Apocolypse had begun. The picture of those two from Zoosk is the sign that there ain’t much time left.

1:46 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Zoosk Success Story is one of the quintessential oxymorons, like government efficiency, tolerant racist, sophisticated Douche, etc.

2:06 pm November, 12 hermit said...

The only thing that differentiated me from the ensemble of assholes who dated my ex-wife was a wedding ring.

2:14 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now we know he’s married to a member of the tribe. Good on ya DB1 cause the Hebe chicks (respect) take it in all holes as long as they can buy the fancy gafilte from the mail order place and have a new car every two yesrs and Jew shit like that.

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