Monday, November 4, 2013
Scarfy Pete Finds the Holy Cleavite of Titicaca
When I was nine years old, “Titicaca” was the funniest word I’d ever heard.
It still is.
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They look quite normal except for the jaundice and HOLY FUCK LOOK at THOSE TITS!
That guy from Third Rock From the Sun sure can pull some tits.
Those tits are so big she wears a brace.
Good God ! Those are amazing. I’m envious of Scarfy Pete.
Boing !
“Titicaca”
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Hmmmmm, well, reading the photo right to left gives you Titi…..ummmmm, what’s the rest of that? I can’t get past those GIANT BOOBIES.
Titicaca reminded me of a better time. A time when people talked about Lake Boringo. Here’s some culture for ya Sons.
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http://www.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/tuner.php?channel=815&format=movie367g12&theme=guide
Instant nomination for HoH.. ands guess what? Ink-free ta-ta’s!
I wish to besmirch that lovely Grand Canyon!
He looks like the guy who was in “Stargate Atlantis”, ol’ Joe Whatsisname.
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Finagan?
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Flanagan?
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Fiddle-de-dee?
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Somethin’ like that.
All I see are beautiful natural breasts which I volunteer to try out/ fondle/touch and confirm that they are natural.
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zeppelins
Them’s some mammaries. Worthy of a furious gogurt shower from yours truly.
Those tits are so big a new candy bar size was named after them. Now there’s fun size, snack size, king size, and those tits.
Titibrabra!
Jennifer Love Hewitt can sure pull the Scarfy’s
You don’t motor boat those tits. You oil tanker them.
Those tits are so big they can take a wicked hit of purple haze off a four foot double-chamber Graffix and not cough.
In order to slap those tits around you’d need a cricket bat.
You could tit fuck her with a grain silo.
She has a breast pump made out of an aquarium, a vacuum cleaner, and a tire.
Those tits are so big when Shaquille O’Niel tried to palm one of them it looked like Verne Troyer’s hand on a honeydew melon.
Those tits are so big they make her look like a midget.
And we have our leader in the clubhouse for the Golden Globes Award at the 2013 Douchies.
Good lord. Those aren’t jugs, those are kegs. It looks like she’s wearing two bras, too — one as the primary, and the other as a backup in case of structural failure (which she apparently needed).
Those tits are so big they each have their own tits.
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And those tits are big.
Those tits are so big they lactate A cup tits, who in turn lactate Elk milk.
Those tits are so big you have to tit fuck them with Fred Durst and Wilford Brimley acting in unison as a strap on.
Those tits are so big you need a helicopter for foreplay.
Those tits are so big she has to buy 7 plane tickets. On two different planes.
Those tits are so big congressmen keep trying to enter them.
Those tits are so big they brought me to the yard. Damn right, they’re better than yours. Son.
Those tits are so big they lactate hamburger.
Those tits are so big her roommate has to brush her teeth.
Those tits are so big she has to poop in the tub.
Those tits are so big when she jogs it sounds like a hack clown failing at making a balloon animal.
Those tits are so big they fart.
Those tits are so big they affect the weather.
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On Mars.
Those tits are so big Sarah Palin can see them from her tits.
Those tits are so big the Republican party is trying to suppress their voting privileges. By rubbing on them in a heretofore unseen circular motion.
Those tits are so big you have to motorboat them with other tits, a pool cue and a 5 hp Briggs and Stratton motor.
Those tits are so big she’s actually standing up straight.
Those tits are so big you can hear them.
Those tits are so big she has to shower in shifts.
Those tits are so big they still have not made it to daylight savings time.
Those tits are so big her ex-husband got one in the divorce.
Those tits are so big they have wheels.
Those tits are so big they’re infested with skate punks.
Those tits are so big they were the runner up for the Winter Olympics.
Those tits are so big OSHA forced her to install handrails.
TittiFiveHead
Those tits are so big, by law, she has to wear a red flag on them when she walks backwards in the public right of way.
Those tits are so big she can only walk by somersaulting.
Those tits are so big her spine is perfect scale replica of the St. (Jay) Louis Arch.
Those tits are so big they can only be milked by Adam Smith’s invisible hand.
Those tits are so big it is medically and biblically impossible for her to have cleavage.
Those tits are so big I saw them before I woke up this morning.
Those tits are so big they each have a retirement account.
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Titiputians
Jennifer Love Hugetitts can sure pull the Petes.
HAHA
Those tits are so big she lactates Asiago.
Those tits are so big Neil DeGrasse Tyson is in awe of them.
Damn. Now I want a Mounds bar!
Those tits are so big if they ever fail the Federal Government will rescue them.
Those tits are so big they pay taxes.
Those tits are so big Romney pays THEM taxes.
Those tits are so big I would attempt a hostile takeover by my company, Bone Capital.
Those tits are so big they lactate bicycles.
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What?