Monday, November 4, 2013

Scarfy Pete Finds the Holy Cleavite of Titicaca

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When I was nine years old, “Titicaca” was the funniest word I’d ever heard.

It still is.

# posted by douchebag1
2:00 pm November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They look quite normal except for the jaundice and HOLY FUCK LOOK at THOSE TITS!

2:01 pm November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That guy from Third Rock From the Sun sure can pull some tits.

2:02 pm November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those tits are so big she wears a brace.

2:44 pm November, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Good God ! Those are amazing. I’m envious of Scarfy Pete.

3:33 pm November, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Boing !

3:50 pm November, 4 Wheezer said...

“Titicaca”

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Hmmmmm, well, reading the photo right to left gives you Titi…..ummmmm, what’s the rest of that? I can’t get past those GIANT BOOBIES.

4:21 pm November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Titicaca reminded me of a better time. A time when people talked about Lake Boringo. Here’s some culture for ya Sons.

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http://www.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/tuner.php?channel=815&format=movie367g12&theme=guide

4:33 pm November, 4 Douchesdownunder said...

Instant nomination for HoH.. ands guess what? Ink-free ta-ta’s!

5:02 pm November, 4 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I wish to besmirch that lovely Grand Canyon!

5:05 pm November, 4 Jeff said...

He looks like the guy who was in “Stargate Atlantis”, ol’ Joe Whatsisname.

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Finagan?

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Flanagan?

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Fiddle-de-dee?

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Somethin’ like that.

5:19 pm November, 4 bigphatnotadouche said...

All I see are beautiful natural breasts which I volunteer to try out/ fondle/touch and confirm that they are natural.

zeppelins

5:32 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Them’s some mammaries. Worthy of a furious gogurt shower from yours truly.

5:34 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are so big a new candy bar size was named after them. Now there’s fun size, snack size, king size, and those tits.

5:44 pm November, 4 The Dude said...

Titibrabra!

5:44 pm November, 4 The Dude said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt can sure pull the Scarfy’s

6:13 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You don’t motor boat those tits. You oil tanker them.

6:19 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are so big they can take a wicked hit of purple haze off a four foot double-chamber Graffix and not cough.

6:20 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

In order to slap those tits around you’d need a cricket bat.

6:20 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You could tit fuck her with a grain silo.

6:22 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She has a breast pump made out of an aquarium, a vacuum cleaner, and a tire.

6:27 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are so big when Shaquille O’Niel tried to palm one of them it looked like Verne Troyer’s hand on a honeydew melon.

6:39 pm November, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are so big they make her look like a midget.

8:12 pm November, 4 Morbo said...

And we have our leader in the clubhouse for the Golden Globes Award at the 2013 Douchies.

Good lord. Those aren’t jugs, those are kegs. It looks like she’s wearing two bras, too — one as the primary, and the other as a backup in case of structural failure (which she apparently needed).

8:21 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they each have their own tits.

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And those tits are big.

8:22 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they lactate A cup tits, who in turn lactate Elk milk.

8:22 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big you have to tit fuck them with Fred Durst and Wilford Brimley acting in unison as a strap on.

8:23 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big you need a helicopter for foreplay.

8:23 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big she has to buy 7 plane tickets. On two different planes.

8:24 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big congressmen keep trying to enter them.

8:24 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they brought me to the yard. Damn right, they’re better than yours. Son.

8:24 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they lactate hamburger.

8:24 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big her roommate has to brush her teeth.

8:25 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big she has to poop in the tub.

8:25 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big when she jogs it sounds like a hack clown failing at making a balloon animal.

8:25 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they fart.

8:26 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they affect the weather.

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On Mars.

8:26 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big Sarah Palin can see them from her tits.

8:27 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big the Republican party is trying to suppress their voting privileges. By rubbing on them in a heretofore unseen circular motion.

8:28 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big you have to motorboat them with other tits, a pool cue and a 5 hp Briggs and Stratton motor.

8:28 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big she’s actually standing up straight.

8:29 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big you can hear them.

8:29 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big she has to shower in shifts.

8:29 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they still have not made it to daylight savings time.

8:30 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big her ex-husband got one in the divorce.

8:30 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they have wheels.

8:31 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they’re infested with skate punks.

8:31 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they were the runner up for the Winter Olympics.

8:31 pm November, 4 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big OSHA forced her to install handrails.

9:59 pm November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

TittiFiveHead

10:02 pm November, 4 Crucial Head said...

Those tits are so big, by law, she has to wear a red flag on them when she walks backwards in the public right of way.

10:02 pm November, 4 Crucial Head said...

Those tits are so big she can only walk by somersaulting.

10:04 pm November, 4 Crucial Head said...

Those tits are so big her spine is perfect scale replica of the St. (Jay) Louis Arch.

10:05 pm November, 4 Crucial Head said...

Those tits are so big they can only be milked by Adam Smith’s invisible hand.

10:07 pm November, 4 Crucial Head said...

Those tits are so big it is medically and biblically impossible for her to have cleavage.

10:45 pm November, 4 The Dude said...

Those tits are so big I saw them before I woke up this morning.

10:46 pm November, 4 The Dude said...

Those tits are so big they each have a retirement account.

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Titiputians

10:48 pm November, 4 The Dude said...

Jennifer Love Hugetitts can sure pull the Petes.

7:06 am November, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

HAHA

1:14 pm November, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are so big she lactates Asiago.

1:14 pm November, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are so big Neil DeGrasse Tyson is in awe of them.

3:40 pm November, 5 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Damn. Now I want a Mounds bar!

9:54 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big if they ever fail the Federal Government will rescue them.

9:54 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they pay taxes.

9:55 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big Romney pays THEM taxes.

9:55 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big I would attempt a hostile takeover by my company, Bone Capital.

9:55 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Those tits are so big they lactate bicycles.

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