Thursday, November 14, 2013
The Masked Hairchoad
Well this is a first.
Of all the hottie/douchey club pics I’ve evaluated over all the years this site has existed, ne’er has I seen a choad blind himself with his lady’s hair.
So ya got that going for ya, Chet.
Now where’s my package of HoHos? The baby is asleep. Time to gorge on tasty chemical product.
Somehow this perp wriggled his way out of the ziptie handcuffs
“Who was that masked choad, anyway?”
her look says “uhhh, I need to get rid of this loser and find a guy with a full time job who drives a car that’s not his mom’s”
What do you mean ‘we’, Douchebag?
All I see are random flesh tones in a vast sea of darkness and shit.
Haven’t seen much of Dark Sock lately. I think he’s busy with his new project
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Watch this one Vin.
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oops
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http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/14/rob_ford_admits_drinking_and_driving_says_hell_sue_former_staffers.html
GET ME THAT “MAYOR FORD #12 JERSEY NOW!
Dude, Rev,
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I can’t begin to tell you how awesome this guy is. Through all the BS and P.C. handwringing, he’s going in there, doing his job leveling the debt , skimming the teat suckling, fat cats’ jobs out and turning that fine city around
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He’s like the ‘Nuck Chris Christie . The ‘Nuck Chris Christie on a crack fueled bender. We need to loan this guy out to come fix California
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…. just keep him out of the I.E. …. we have hot and cold running meth coming out of our faucets ….
Rob Ford approval. …………..48%
Obama approval. ……………..39%
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Barry needs to put on some lbs. and smoke some crack.
Son
Ford should have kept the honesty field on full wackout setting if you ask me.
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“Of course I had oral sex. That pussy was delicious.”
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“I did Oxy and Coke, but not at the same time. That would be excessive, dontcha know.”
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“Those weren’t street walkers. That was high end trim, man. It cost me a bundle.”
This “I couldn’t have done it cuz I’m married bullshit really takes away from his Bacchanalian binge of awesomeness.
^I really met that dude a few times in my fifth year of university……. and by fifth I mean fifth. Never would have thought that dude would be so fucking awesome as a crack sampling, binge drinking functional alcoholic mayor of toronto. Even Mrs. Chad Kroeger Sr. (Mom) thinks he’s a good dude. “He just needs a little rest.” she says…and shit.
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Tomorrow’s News
Toronto’s new tourist campaign: “Toronto: Bangkok with Snow”
Rest? He needs to pick out his Chris Farley sized casket for when his over-taxed ticker explodes. He can keep in a van down by the river.
A little crack and booze…well la de fricking da!
That’s no Lady…that’s a Death Star!