Sunday, November 3, 2013

The New York Subway Signs Experiment

WAtching videos of NYC giggle hotts with too much time on their hands makes me miss New York all the more.

Gave up my East Village apartment over a year ago now.

Many of my early HCwDB posts were written from the land of egg cremes and subway pee stank.

NYC holds my heart and my youth together like an entwined ball of string. Forever in the past.

But every day there’s at least one moment where I want to leave this sun-baked city of silliness and return.

# posted by douchebag1
8:36 am November, 3 Douchble Helix said...

The weekly! Remember when?

8:39 am November, 3 Grammer Nazi said...

I don’t usually pick at things except for my nose and the old dog’s anal glands, but the use of tense here is awful, Son. While you allegorical heart and actual youth are in your past, the entwined ball of string still exists in some material form, therefore denying the simile put forth above. As matter can not be destroyed……..And shit.

8:40 am November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Grammer Nazi is an asshole.

8:43 am November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Speaking of Jews (respect) Mrs. Kroeger defended her thesis succesfully. And 1982-1985 Molly Ringwald gives me a boner and shit.

10:09 am November, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

NYC is one of the most overrated places of all time. It is a playground of the privileged, intertwined with a cheesy, third-rate theme park. At least with Branson, MO and Las Vegas, what you see is what you get.

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As corporations and citizens continue to flee the confiscatory tax rates, NYC will look more and more like Detroit.

11:36 am November, 3 creature said...

really hate how transplants bag on the southland, regaling how much better it is where they came from…don’t hesitate boss, go back, you’d be one less car clogging my freeways

11:39 am November, 3 creature said...

…been to NYC, it’s a shithole, never intend to return

11:54 am November, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Hmmm… It’s his blog, in the US of A…

12:23 pm November, 3 The Dude said...

I was born in NYC, so it has that going for it.

12:38 pm November, 3 creature said...

Dude…you can stay

2:00 pm November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I left my faaaaaart In New York City.

2:21 pm November, 3 The Dude said...

creature, I’m a NYC transplant who never complains about LA, lol. Well sometimes, but never “it’s so much better in NYC”. Na mean?

5:46 pm November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Been to NYC once, been to LA once. Here’s my perspective as an unbiased outsider from semi-rural ‘Merica

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The Cons:

In NYC, the subways stink, August is fucking miserable, there’s no such thing as a clean bathroom anywhere, the parking rules are more confusing than Seattle, shit’s expensive as fuck, there are tourists everywhere, and Times Square is no longer greasy.

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In LA, just about everywhere stinks, every month of the year is fucking miserable, there’s no such thing bathrooms anywhere, the traffic is worse than Seattle, shit’s expensive as fuck, there are tourists everywhere, and even Knottsbury Farm is greasy now.

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The Pros:

In NYC, the subways stink, it has the best restaurants of every type outside the nation the cuisine represents, the residents are the friendliest folks anywhere when they’re not yelling at you flipping you off or trying to rob you, you’ll hear seven different languages being spoken walking down a single city block, they have the best museums (outside the Met, which sucks), the theater, the bodegas and produce markets, and Greenwich Village is still greasy.

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LA has…some restaurants that I can’t afford to go to so they must be pretty good, the residents are…living there…I mean, they’re not from there…but they complain about how “everyone in this town is so FAKE”, you’ll hear Spanish been spoken as you walk down a city…who am I kidding, you don’t walk anywhere in LA…even one block away, they have some museums…somewhere, lots of movies are made there, and big budget Hollywood movies are just as good as theater, right? I’m pretty sure they have some good food and stuff to buy, but I can only afford whatever is on sale at Ralph’s and the Armenian supermarket in Sun Valley, and Van Nuys still is…and we always be, greasy.

5:52 pm November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Okay, so based on that argument, NYC has the edge. But it doesn’t have Six Flags Magic Mountain, so fuck you New York.

7:03 pm November, 3 The Dude said...

You don’t get closer to the Porn Industry than the Greater Los Angeles Area. And by Greater I don’t necessarily mean Greater than X. And by ‘X’ I don’t necessarily mean NYC. What?

7:36 pm November, 3 hermit said...

Fuck New York and LA. The best tube tops and moist snatch is in Frankfort, Kentucky.

11:37 pm November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I moisted a snatch once .You don’t want to see the snatches in my town. Eeeesh. Great fucking pizza though. And huntin’, skiing, golf, boating, fishing, and crack just a short ride away.

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