Monday, November 4, 2013

Toungled Up in Blue

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Early one morning the douche was scroting

I was clubbin’ in bed,

Wond’ring if she’d changed it all

If her butt bobble was still red

Her folks they said our bottle service together

Sure was gonna be Grey Goose,

They never did like Mama’s homemade drugs

Papa’s shlongwater wasn’t big enough

And the DJ was standing on the side of the road

Spittle falling on my Vans

Heading out for the velvet rope

Lord knows I’ve fondled some butts getting through

Toungled up in blue.

That’s right, beyoch. Bob Dylan references. Cuz I’m totally in sync with the zeitgeist, yo! Like a postmodern Bieber.

# posted by douchebag1
10:16 am November, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like Jake Peavey just prior to his drunken signature on a Duckboat pink slip

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Speaking of drunken Red Sox, Mike Napoli went on a strange Dylan-esque character journey Saturday fueled by booze, babes and shirtless 20 degree sidewalk smoke break strolls

10:24 am November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like rejects from a Porn Star Fantasy Camp.

10:26 am November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like the movie, “D for Douchedetta.”

10:36 am November, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This has all the makings of the worst My Little Brony Porn ever.

10:39 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I find the photo disturbing and the poetry sublime.

12:39 pm November, 4 Bag Em Tag Em said...

CLEARLY, DB1 is suffering a bit and missing New York City, based on this and the train post.

Once could say he has:

Subterranean Homesick Blues

12:40 pm November, 4 Bag Em Tag Em said...

I will show myself out…

12:53 pm November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like I picked the wrong time to check out the site.

12:54 pm November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like the start of a new Meme; Licking Chicks With Purple Hair. Meme, I says.

1:05 pm November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anonymous Largeman looks away as The Band played on.

1:16 pm November, 4 purpledrank said...

She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl…from this douchebag’s death grip on her purple wig.

1:20 pm November, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

Looks like Vendetta mask-man chose the right time to wear a mask.

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Hey, DW. I hypothesize the Greico virus is a meme. Or a set of memes. Perhaps I should expound on this. Whaddya’ think?

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Expound, I says.

1:21 pm November, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

And belated congrats to the Thesis-free, Dr. Mrs. Kroeger.

3:27 pm November, 4 DadBag said...

the Guy Fawkes costume is the real insult – he never wore shorts.

9:16 pm November, 4 Steve said...

Ugh, if this chick had blonde hair I’d swear she was the receptionist at my last job. Widest shit eating grin I’ve ever seen.

10:38 pm November, 5 Mr. Biggs said...

You can literally see his tongue spray a wave of bleeth over her.

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