Thursday, November 14, 2013
Where's Tatthole?
Okay, kids, time to play the game that’s sweeping the internets… Where’s Tatthole?
Somewhere in this pic of Standard Vegasian doucheclownery and Sexy Bikini Gigglepacks of Bobblefondles I’ve carefully hidden an arm waving bodyspray huffing all-American Tatthole.
Look closely, kids!
Can you find him?
The idiot on the left looks like a dish rag from a sriracha factory, but it’s the pupa in the middle with the smug look on his face who needs a solid bitch slap.
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The Bikini Gigglebobs need to be slathered in sun lotion with level 50 anti-douche protection. They look way too clean and innocent for that pool, which totally looks like The Standard, Downtown LA. Very far down town.
The ratio of bangable bleeths to douchebags is in the plus. And by in the plus, I mean I have a renoB.
Middle bag is sporting a tattoo of the worst rorschach blot ever.
I’m going with “paid to pose” hotts. There’s no way the planets aligned so that they’d all be wearing matching bathing suits AND have on skimpy short shorts with the flys and zippers undone.
I think CND is on the right track. Instead of “Where’s Tatthole” this pic could have been “What the hell in on bag in middle’s torso ?”
1) Rorschach blot
2) Huge-ass port-wine birth mark
3) Girlfriend’s menses
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menses I says
Tatthole has a tatt of Jonny Gomes complete with post-victory celebration goggles and helmet
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Which leads one to believe he’s also a MassHole.
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Cask ‘n Flagon
^Vin,
I thought it was a tatt of Charles Lindbergh just before leaving for Paris.
Nope . You’re wrong, It’s Jonny Gomes
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However , this Rob Ford guy brings the comedy heat like no one’s bidness.
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I’d vote for him right now for President of Canada. If I lived there. And if they had presidents
There once was a tatted up loser
With a red speckle stained sidekick boozer
The hotts they harass
Had security kick ass
They barfed all over the police cruiser
A fatassed tatted Jadrool
Shouts out, “I totally rule”!
Yes “V” for vagina
And none could be finer
But he smells like the ass of a mule
I would add 4) “Rooster Head” to Magnum’s list!
His tatt is either Winnie the Pooh flipping us off or James Dean having a seizure inside a Tardis.
Unless you have been through a nasty industrial accident at a beetroot factory it is hard to explain to others.
I just want to live long enough to watch these putzes get to middle age so I can have the biggest I TOLD YOU SO WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? in the history of the world.
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…..and not fer nuthin’ but I wouldn’t fuck any of those “hotts” with Rev Chad’s shriveled dick (respeck).
Nope, not seeing it. Too many jean shorts, methinks.