Saturday, November 9, 2013

Your Saturday Boatbaggery

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Amazing how some images reveal so little actual hottie/douchey atrocity, yet you can smell the bodyspray and post-coital bro-texting like a pungent odor gremlin haunting the collective unconscious.

# posted by douchebag1
12:25 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He thinks his arm is strong. The only thing strong on this guy is his sphinctus. Cause if he loosened, his lover’s goo would blow out like a prolapse all over his tight white pants.

12:25 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He shaves with a stencil.

12:26 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He bought his glasses at the Navy-Navy Store.

12:28 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sister Jen likes it when Dimitri gets his monthly day away from the pizza ovens.

1:17 pm November, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sister Jen is consoling Dimitri after he was rejected at The New Village People audition.

1:18 pm November, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That lineman that quit the Dolphins just called to say Dimitri’s sunglasses are gay.

1:20 pm November, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dimitri has inspired the government to initiate a Federal Sunglasses Program, which will result in everyone losing their existing sunglasses.

1:55 pm November, 9 creature said...

Sister Jen would like to use my meat fungo as a tongue depressor

3:23 pm November, 9 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I want to see the financial statements of every douchebag that has ever been posted here. Sure, there will be a few that are actually rich (Stewart Rahr – fuck me…) but I have to imagine 98% of these puds are 1 step ahead of having their lives repo’d.

4:51 pm November, 9 Vin J Douchal said...

No matter how much ketchup you slather on you can also taste the filler in that shit sandwich

8:57 pm November, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Neck shirt size: 15 1/2″

Bicep circumference: 19″

Picture photoshoped: uuummm, ya.

Likelihood marginally attractive Sister Jen will let you spoo all over her face after you pull out: Guaranteed !

11:28 pm November, 9 DarkSock said...

Armand Humper

12:26 am November, 10 Guid is Good said...

Dimitri is so ripped his manservant sews him into those shirts each morning while he is having a protein shake.

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Ya und protein shake.

3:29 am November, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I had a dream in which Giada Di Laurentis and Amy Poehler were giving me an amazing blow job and rimming only to wake on the dog’s couch with a crudites dipping sauce on my cock and a skinny carrot peaking into my ass crack and Lisa Lampanelli on the comedy channel.

6:51 am November, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^That was no dream….

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