Thursday, December 26, 2013

Asian David Arquette Zeroes in on Perky Camille

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Asian David Arquette does not stop until Asian David Arquette is ready to stop.

Perky Camille offers the glorious glories of all that is holy and reverent in a land in which carnality trumps culture. She is my pincushion cherubic fantasy. Although, while she ranks highly on the human scale, she’s no Fluffy.

# posted by douchebag1
3:18 pm December, 26 Dr Magnifico said...

Perky Camille is my holiday fantasy.

3:51 pm December, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She looks a little cross-eyed. Cross-eyed dames love to fuck. Ernie Borgnine used to tell me that. It’s true.

4:00 pm December, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. I like her Mounds.

4:12 pm December, 26 Wheezer said...

Fluffy is AKA “HA1.” Just for the record.

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Camille’s cross-eyed because she keeps trying to anticipate the next time one of those mammarian missiles is going to slap her in the face while on the gym’s treadmill. I’ll help watch.

4:59 pm December, 26 Douchble Helix said...

That’s Hideki Irabu, not Asian Davis Arquette.

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George Steinbrenner apparently killed him. Go figure.

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http://nypost.com/2011/07/29/former-yankees-pitcher-irabu-found-hanged-in-california-home/

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Too soon?

6:35 pm December, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Perky Camille is a hot piece of insecure, naughty Jewess (RESPECT) ass, that and her nose job gives me the renob. ADA is a mess.

8:19 pm December, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Irabu hung himself 2 1/2 years ago, living up to George’s call of him being a fat pussy toad. Fuck him.

9:05 pm December, 26 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Perky Camille can be my Fluffer.

9:38 pm December, 26 Ted Brogan said...

She’s cute, but damn… put the tampon applicator away.

9:46 pm December, 26 Vin Douchal said...

That’s not a tampon applicator , it’s a Tide stick. Her job is to follow A.D.A. around and get the dim sum stains off his white shirt

6:12 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Actually, it’s just her pen, and he’s holding her checkbook. Her Daddy is covering the costs of their date…..

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…..AGAIN

6:37 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of Dim Sum, I went down on a broad once who tasted like Dou Fu Fa.

8:42 am December, 27 Douchble Helix said...

I’m guessing Mr. Irabu underperformed in a sporting contest in which Mr. Walnuts had a financial interest. Na mean?

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