Friday, December 6, 2013

Friday Haiku

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DarkSock is back, kids;

Reporting from Sick Duty.

So let’s do this. Son.

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What do you see here?

Reboot of “Charlie’s Angels”

The Craigslist Version…

Why seventy-two

virgins when just five pros can

get the same job done?

– Douche Wayne

 

Whilst I hate that douche

I admit I am jealous.

Would love a “Sixsome”

– DoucheyWallnuts

Joe’s craps winnings

make for one helluva night.

Back to mop next day.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Douche wears camo pants

Thinks he needs to hide huge penis

Suzy can’t find it

– THEONETRUEDOUCHE

Camouflage fatigues ?

The only combat time this

tool saw was Xbox

– Magnum Douche P. I.

five hoo bag jump offs

party Vegas style with guns

plan his kidney theft

– Dickie Fingers

Maid service, next day

Finds hardass in iced bath tub

Kidney, one eye gone

– Vin Douchal

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:19 am December, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleeth palms douche’s balls

Looks like Jail Bait. Bangs like Pro

Gives me the renoBs

7:27 am December, 6 Douche Wayne said...

How embarrassing!

Bleeths all wore the same costume:

prostitution whores.

7:32 am December, 6 Douche Wayne said...

Why seventy-two

virgins when just five pros can

get the same job done?

7:36 am December, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Whilst I hate that douche

I admit I am jealous.

Would love a “Sixsome”

7:49 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Violation of

firearms safety rules fine

for here. Point. Click. Bang.

7:51 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hopefully the maid

will know how to get blood, brains,

and semen off walls.

7:51 am December, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

On the Fifth day of

Christmas my true love gave me

Five whoring bitches

7:53 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This pic makes me feel

like I’m back in ancient Rome.

Vomitorium.

7:56 am December, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Douche wears camo pants

Thinks he needs to hide huge penis

Suzy can’t find it

7:57 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All calls to front desk

ignored as Vegas Vice Squad

throws Christmas party.

7:57 am December, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Maid, sailor, youth, blonde.

All my fantasies right there,

If douche jumps out ‘pane.

8:00 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This mishmash of shit

in this pics is making my

eyes hurt. Bleeths don’t help.

8:04 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Joe’s craps winnings

make for one helluva night.

Back to mop next day.

8:06 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Five basic bleeth groups

present and accounted for

while he sits like turd.

8:08 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kim frisks for weapon

but only finds straw and two

peas with fingertips.

8:15 am December, 6 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Camouflage fatigues ?

The only combat time this

tool saw was Xbox

8:19 am December, 6 Dr Magnifico said...

Sock’s intensive care

From the shithouse to the penthouse

Bleeths always be bleeths

8:36 am December, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

Wolverine’s weekend

off to great start, with cokk of

Adamantium!

8:46 am December, 6 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The G. I. Joe bag

When cash runs out the whores flee

Left with Kung-fu grip

8:54 am December, 6 Dickie Fingers said...

five hoo bag jump offs

party Vegas style with guns

plan his kidney theft

9:27 am December, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Cosplay gone wrong,

douche down,

Well, hello sailor!

9:30 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Not enough jizm

To go around from this stud

Soon, sapphic orgy

9:32 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Top floor of Rio

Overrated Vegas trap

Whores can find, no prob

9:32 am December, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bag rents Charlie Sheen

Suite at Wynn. Permanent smile

on his face for weeks

9:34 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Maid service, next day

Finds hardass in iced bath tub

Kidney, one eye gone

9:35 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Photos guns and cash

Yeah, sure, blah blah blah blah blah

Dad’s fortune, fuck you

9:37 am December, 6 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Camo Joe Bleeth Mob

Gun Whore Squeezes balls then farts

Olestra leakage

9:37 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Freudian’s field day

Libido overloaded

Cigar is cigar

9:45 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Blondie in blue thang

Resembles Lindsay Clubine

Resembles, I says

10:11 am December, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Marcia Brady in

blue maid outfit. Joshua

Gomez gets his wish.

11:20 am December, 6 The Dude said...

The secret is out

Not out of his pants yet but

Spoiler – it’s tiny!

1:37 pm December, 6 Morbo said...

Hey, Redheaded Jill,

You have a gun. You can end

this. No one will tell.

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