Friday Haiku
DarkSock is back, kids;
Reporting from Sick Duty.
So let’s do this. Son.
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What do you see here?
Reboot of “Charlie’s Angels”
The Craigslist Version…
Why seventy-two
virgins when just five pros can
get the same job done?
– Douche Wayne
Whilst I hate that douche
I admit I am jealous.
Would love a “Sixsome”
– DoucheyWallnuts
Joe’s craps winnings
make for one helluva night.
Back to mop next day.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Douche wears camo pants
Thinks he needs to hide huge penis
Suzy can’t find it
– THEONETRUEDOUCHE
Camouflage fatigues ?
The only combat time this
tool saw was Xbox
– Magnum Douche P. I.
five hoo bag jump offs
party Vegas style with guns
plan his kidney theft
– Dickie Fingers
Maid service, next day
Finds hardass in iced bath tub
Kidney, one eye gone
– Vin Douchal
Bleeth palms douche’s balls
Looks like Jail Bait. Bangs like Pro
Gives me the renoBs
How embarrassing!
Bleeths all wore the same costume:
prostitution whores.
Why seventy-two
virgins when just five pros can
get the same job done?
Whilst I hate that douche
I admit I am jealous.
Would love a “Sixsome”
Violation of
firearms safety rules fine
for here. Point. Click. Bang.
Hopefully the maid
will know how to get blood, brains,
and semen off walls.
On the Fifth day of
Christmas my true love gave me
Five whoring bitches
This pic makes me feel
like I’m back in ancient Rome.
Vomitorium.
Douche wears camo pants
Thinks he needs to hide huge penis
Suzy can’t find it
All calls to front desk
ignored as Vegas Vice Squad
throws Christmas party.
Maid, sailor, youth, blonde.
All my fantasies right there,
If douche jumps out ‘pane.
This mishmash of shit
in this pics is making my
eyes hurt. Bleeths don’t help.
Joe’s craps winnings
make for one helluva night.
Back to mop next day.
Five basic bleeth groups
present and accounted for
while he sits like turd.
Kim frisks for weapon
but only finds straw and two
peas with fingertips.
Camouflage fatigues ?
The only combat time this
tool saw was Xbox
Sock’s intensive care
From the shithouse to the penthouse
Bleeths always be bleeths
Wolverine’s weekend
off to great start, with cokk of
Adamantium!
The G. I. Joe bag
When cash runs out the whores flee
Left with Kung-fu grip
five hoo bag jump offs
party Vegas style with guns
plan his kidney theft
Cosplay gone wrong,
douche down,
Well, hello sailor!
Not enough jizm
To go around from this stud
Soon, sapphic orgy
Top floor of Rio
Overrated Vegas trap
Whores can find, no prob
Bag rents Charlie Sheen
Suite at Wynn. Permanent smile
on his face for weeks
Maid service, next day
Finds hardass in iced bath tub
Kidney, one eye gone
Photos guns and cash
Yeah, sure, blah blah blah blah blah
Dad’s fortune, fuck you
Camo Joe Bleeth Mob
Gun Whore Squeezes balls then farts
Olestra leakage
Freudian’s field day
Libido overloaded
Cigar is cigar
Blondie in blue thang
Resembles Lindsay Clubine
Resembles, I says
Marcia Brady in
blue maid outfit. Joshua
Gomez gets his wish.
The secret is out
Not out of his pants yet but
Spoiler – it’s tiny!
Hey, Redheaded Jill,
You have a gun. You can end
this. No one will tell.