Friday, December 13, 2013

Friday Haiku

TheStarSpangledBooty

See? Horizontal

Stripes do make things look fatter…

…and oh so Juicy…

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‘Murican Heroes:

General Pattin’ Dat Ass

And Private Lapdance

– saulgoode42

Francis Scott Key

Inspired to write by this

Star spangled bumper

– Charles Nelson Douchely

 

The star-spangled butt

inspires hoisting on poles

Francis Scott Key cheers!

– Charles Douchewin

Flag desecration

Has never given me a

renoB, until now

– DoucheyWallnuts

It puts ass in the

Basket or it gets the hose

The big booty hose.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

I’d say the pledge of

allegiance to that booty

every morning

– Magnum Douche P.I.

That’s some hot flag meat

Spectacular example

Old glory is proud

– The Dude

Stretched out far and wide

See stars and stripes forever

Ha! other countries

– Vin Douchal

I’d like to run her

up my flagpole; I’m already

saluting DAT ASS.

– Wheezer

Choad Glory Lib’rates

This Broad’s stripes and bright Spandex

Our Forefathers weep

– Bag Em Tag Em

Mesmerized by ass

We forget he suffers from

Throat gonorrhea

– DoucheyWallnuts

The douchebag’s red glare

And her ass bursting bad air

like poop through the night

—-

O’ say can’t you see

Through the dimly lit night, why

the ‘bag is still there?

– hermit

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:16 am December, 13 saulgoode42 said...

‘Murican Heroes:

General Pattin’ Dat Ass

And Private Lapdance

7:25 am December, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Francis Scott Key

Inspired to write by this

Star spangled bumper

7:43 am December, 13 Dr Magnifico said...

Gun in pocket Douche

Bleeth’s trigger finger itchy

Wristdana wash cloth

7:50 am December, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Repost. Sock must have

been under the knife last time.

No matter, mock on

7:55 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Flag desicration

Has never given me a

renoB, until now

7:59 am December, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

The star-spangled butt

inspires hoisting on poles

Francis Scott Key cheers!

8:06 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would burn her flag

My putting renoB on it

Rub furiously

8:08 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^By, not My

8:11 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts ass in the

Basket or it gets the hose

The big booty hose.

8:12 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Stars, stripes forever

And by forever I mean

I would tap that ass

8:12 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hasn’t farted

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

8:14 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With an ass like that

Who needs uncle Sam. Cousin Sam

Has Obama phone, Son.

8:42 am December, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The colored fellas

(respect) must be lined up to

hit that big booty

8:46 am December, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’d say the pledge of

allegiance to that booty

every morning

9:02 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I pledge allegiance

To the flag that’s on that ass

So says my renoB

9:07 am December, 13 The Dude said...

That’s some hot flag meat

Spectacular example

Old glory is proud

9:13 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Stretched out far and wide

See stars and stripes forever

Ha! other countries

9:14 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like Miss Bum Bum

Has now pledged new allegiance

Welcome to U.S.

9:16 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

With an ass like that

Hope she is patriotic

Leaves ass to science

9:17 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Does she do anal?

Dang, you can drive your pick-up

Through that there hillside

9:19 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Beefy steroid dude

Unaware of fate tonight

Cocckk squeezed off by cheeks

9:24 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

I’d like to run her

up my flagpole; I’m already

saluting DAT ASS.

9:27 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

I pledge allegiance

to that ass, with Vaseline

and sore wrists for all.

9:28 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Oh, and by the way…..

did I mention her great ass?

I’m pitchin’ a tent.

9:29 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Yankee Douche Dan D.

might get a notta if not

for sword tat; Stage 1?

9:38 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Missed a syllable

in first haiku; distracted

by wondrous buttcheeks.

9:40 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

The 51st state

will be noted by my load

between her sweet cheeks.

.

.

(Yes, I think I’ve shot my wad on her ass.)

9:40 am December, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

Oh beautiful for

spacious stripes, on her ample

(mix-a-lot) weight gain.

9:41 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Try to be funny,

overcome by lust; I know

I’m not alone here.

10:05 am December, 13 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Choad Glory Lib’rates

This Broad’s stripes and bright Spandex

Our Forefathers weep

10:29 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mesmerized by ass

We forget he suffers from

Throat gonorrhea

10:54 am December, 13 hermit said...

The douchebag’s red glare

And her ass bursting bad air

like poop through the night

11:00 am December, 13 hermit said...

O’ say can’t you see

Through the dimly lit night, why

the ‘bag is still there?

11:03 am December, 13 hermit said...

Broad stripes and bright stars

O’ say do those star spangled

butt cheeks do anal?

11:09 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hermit FTW

12:47 pm December, 13 DarkSock said...

I knew my reasons
For waiting to post were sound
Until Hermit came.
….
Well, that as well as
The fact that I keep passing
Out on narcotics.

8:27 pm December, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ass: I salute thee!

You may not see it but I

Stand at attention

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