Friday, December 20, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Hey, Look – it’s Douche Punk.

He’s up all night to Get Some;

All night, Spanks Monkey.

She hired a Ninja

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Tila Tequila

Took t!ts out, dates a robot

Has hit rock bottom

– DoucheyWallnuts

Helmet hides the shame

he feels all over his face.

Shame and lip herpes.

– Jacques Doucheteau

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:12 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hired a Ninja

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:12 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Flat chested Kim Bang

still gives me the renober

Oh, and fuck you all

7:13 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yellow Peril of

A featha, flocky, flocky

Together, long time.

7:14 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the throwing

Stars in the basket, or it gets

The hose. Kung Fu Hose.

7:16 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

David Carridine

Auto death a hoax. Waxes

Poetic Cosplay.

7:17 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crotchhopper. Snatch the

Pebble from my clit and you

Make jerk off alone.

7:19 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We all know Dark Sock

Had surgery. Body cast

Very stylish.

7:20 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Extra small condom

Wrapper beside Bud Lite can.

She sucky small time.

7:21 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oriental chicks are

Fun, but half an hour later

You forget their name.

7:23 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Small tits suggest that

Douchey Wallnuts may be first

To call for Tranny.

7:24 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Photobomber Drake

Says hello with stupid death

Metal sign. Peace Son.

7:29 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

She wears a plaid skirt

since the Reverend Chad was

in her monkey hole

7:34 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tila Tequila

Took tits out, dates a robot

Has hit rock bottom

7:47 am December, 20 Dr Magnifico said...

Bay Citee Rolla

No tittays but I’d do her

Hang loose largeman missing thumb

7:55 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Let’s see how many

Racist stereotypes we

Can get in Haiku

8:09 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has smaller tits

Than the fine slanty chick I

Ass fucked last week Son.

8:10 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Asian Trannies are

Usually much hotter

And have bigger tits

8:10 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If anybody

Hasn’t banged a chink broad think

Horizontal gash.

8:11 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Full body condom

Makes Kim Bang horny long time

she ready for hose

8:12 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chinese girls are cute.

They have tight, neat fuck slots and

Smell like soiled kitten.

8:14 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And by soiled kitten,

I mean fried rice with lots of

Onions. I love onions.

8:17 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s a snow day for

Reverend Chad. I think I

Order Chinese (silent respect) for lunch.

8:18 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And roll a big joint

First after the boys finish my

Driveway for a gram.

8:30 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The scent of scallions

Wafts across dance floor. Kim Chee

Loves Gwailo long time

8:33 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Dumpling Snapper

Is her nickname. Bite size and

Very edible

8:35 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I prefer Ceasar

Romero Joker over

Dead Heath Ledger one

8:37 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Do I smell sushi?

Or is it the sashimi?

It’s probably her

8:39 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d rub wasabi

On her Giant Clam Roll. Munch

Numnumnumnumnum

8:45 am December, 20 The Dude said...

School girl skirt looks great

on Kim Bang’s big ol’ bum bum

bang Bang’s bum bum, bang!

8:46 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Double entendres

Using sushi references

Like beating dead horse

8:49 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

More Korean slurs

Are needed for us to be

Truly offensive

8:58 am December, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

And do not forget

the Vietnamese. Her dad

was a G. I. Joe.

.

Duke, Ripcord, and

Snake Eyes went gang bang bang bang

in Saigon. Hasbros.

8:59 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gran Torino II

Hmong get all ninja gangster.

Get off fuccen lawn!

9:00 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hope the casual

Readers of Haiku comments

Are not damn racists.

9:02 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Hey look – it’s Douche Punk

he’s up all night to get some

Korean Kimchee

9:03 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ninja’s all like, Hey

Baby! Kimchee doesn’t dig

Black Power Ranger.

9:47 am December, 20 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Pho Bo meets Gwailo

Fuckee Suckee Long time, Joe?

Alabama Blacksnake

9:52 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

From the Slope of her Mons

And the look of her Pie, she

Must be a Spinner

10:02 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

R2D2’s Bro

Won’t need to Roofie this Bleeth

She’s into robots

10:51 am December, 20 The Dude said...

Seeing Kim Bang here makes

The longest night of the year

Seem a bit shorter

10:55 am December, 20 The Dude said...

Kim Chee Bang is good

For insult to Koreans

An yong ha se yo

11:17 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Rental costume that

the last guy sneezed in a lot.

It smells like cheese curds.

11:20 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Helmet hides the shame

he feels all over his face.

Shame and lip herpes.

11:25 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Plaid skirt allows for

air flow ’round yeast infection.

That there’s some daft funk.

11:29 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fuck an Asian chick

You feel big after they bleed

from bottoming out

11:58 am December, 20 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Fidget the Midget

Too many shots with Daft Skunk

Loss of Technologic

11:59 am December, 20 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Lacks Technologic

damn short term memory…

12:32 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jacques FTW all-time…

12:43 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Regs only Haiku

New feature. Insult ethnic

Groups. Scare away Noobs.

12:47 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The stench from Gook Twat

Fills the air. Can’t be washed off

Torments forever

1:23 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Ho Chi Minh Trail

Bombarded by Jism Bombs

Jism Bombs, I says

3:01 pm December, 20 Schindlers Fist said...

Douche Vader

You are her father

The Force is Gay

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