Friday, December 27, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku4

Great Odin’s Raven!

Party Thor’s veggie diet,

Tastes like peach glitter.

# posted by douchebag1
7:32 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Thor won’t toss salad;

he’d have to give up pizza,

beer, and cheeseburgers.

7:37 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Barry Thorbin goes

DefCon 1 with his beltline;

can’t stop anal nukes.

7:38 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Hey DarkSock, GET SOME!

Blue stuff…..syllables & shit;

just need seventeen.

7:38 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tranny loves Citrus

Since Thor put mighty Mjolnir

In its Monkey Hole

7:40 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The line bikini

Doesn’t distract from her Gunt

Or from loser Thor

7:40 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^lime bikini

.

If there was a god auto spell would work better,

7:43 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts her tongs in

The basket before she gets

The hose. The Thor Hose

7:43 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Problems with posting?

Sorry if latest shows twice;

no clue what’s up here.

7:45 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

The Lady Stiff can’t

work “magic” on Thunder Clod;

needs MjoLevitra.

7:46 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow. Twenty-third place

For this she gets fat, bald Thor

Better luck next time

7:47 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

His “Dark World” begins

when asked to eat leafy greens;

he prefers buffets.

8:02 am December, 27 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Best that pudgy can

hope for is a pair of BBQ tongs

workin’ the peen

8:03 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Her right hand holds a

drink, and her left hand? That ought

to be a taser.

8:33 am December, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He likes the midgets

Since the gyroscpoe was put

In his Monkey Hole.

8:33 am December, 27 Dickie Fingers said...

twenty three, two more

and she holds the record for

tong happy endings

8:34 am December, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the penis

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Tranny Hose.

8:36 am December, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Number 22

Must have been Tim Curry. Bad

Gender surgery.

8:37 am December, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Number 24

Is Chaz Bono or Lady

Gaga and shit. Son.

8:37 am December, 27 Dickie Fingers said...

Citrus bikini

keeps the room smelling fresher

less tuna odor

8:38 am December, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m drunk as fuck with

Hands off the wheel. Lenny

Rolls while driving.

8:48 am December, 27 Wheezer said...

Trying this one again – is there a keyword that keeps it from posting?

.

The Lady Stiff can’t

make Thunder Clod’s hammer hard;

needs MjoLevitra.

8:56 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rev has AM Buzz

Since the gyroscope was put

In his Monkeyhole

9:03 am December, 27 The Dude (remote loc) said...

A balanced diet

Includes milk, salad and meat.

Hope hers is tuna!

9:15 am December, 27 Dickie Fingers said...

Thor likes his citrus

Please just use the tongs, she said

you sweat like a pig

9:37 am December, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

True love Vegas style

Miss Fruit entry meets Star Trek

Con dork. Cash exchanged.

9:54 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cosplay tragedy

Could have been prevented if

They were aborted

10:09 am December, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Number twenty-three

In line for gang bang hangs with

The Hedgehog’s bald son

10:13 am December, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ingredients for

a Mexican salad…wait.

Where’s the cucumber?

10:16 am December, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Kara offers tossed

greens and plenty of fiber.

Frank wanted hot lunch.

10:17 am December, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m not a vegan

But I would put a fat lime

In her coconut

10:35 am December, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her paunchy mid-drift

Set adrift on memory

Bliss. PM Dawn. Son

11:29 am December, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Can’t believe no one

has mentioned coating her with

their “creamy dressing”.

12:16 pm December, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Will the last one out please shut off the lights?

1:24 pm December, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Hey! A Cosplay couple

She’s dressed as a fruit salad

He’s as a fruitcake

2:10 pm December, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Yah yah Chaz Bono

Yah Mayim Bialik yah yah

Yah yah yah yah yah

2:11 pm December, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Get seeds in yer teeth

Get citrus juice in your eye

Still, I’d motorboat

2:14 pm December, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Uses the tongs on

Bald jump suit transexual

Male hormone bacne

2:20 pm December, 27 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Excuse me, I thought

You said Greg Oden’s Raven

He’s on the Heat. Son

5:18 pm December, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Curly dumps Stooges

Tries Two DumbAsses with the

Citrus Babe. Big Fail.

6:17 pm December, 27 Morbo said...

Thor, meet Whore. Whore, Thor.

What makes this pic possible?

Booze? Roofies? Cash?

7:54 pm December, 28 The Dude said...

^ Son. c’mon Morbo – seventeen! You remember that year, eh? 🙂

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