Monday, December 23, 2013

Hey Guy Says, "Hey, Guy!"

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Ironically, he is also a eunuch.

So Christmas Kim has little to worry about besides bite marks on the outer neck area and an inappropriate elbow-to-boob incident by the bathrooms.

# posted by douchebag1
7:28 am December, 23 Dickie Fingers said...

Yeah, she’s got nothing to fear from the eunuch, but that unidentified Largeman family member in the background has plans for her.

And fuck you all!

8:25 am December, 23 Wheezer said...

Eunuch Guy doesn’t seem like much of a threat to anything – just a harmless dork who tries and fails to be “hip.” He’ll wake up and realize what a true blessing that is.

8:37 am December, 23 Dr Magnifico said...

Christmas Kim looks nice and dumb. Simultaneously. I’m down with that. Hey guy, but for the backwards trucker cap, I’d call for a notta go in peace. Sometimes … It’s the little things.

9:34 am December, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

May I say, “Notta,” and a Happy Yuletide.

9:45 am December, 23 Douchble Helix said...

Nice couple. Best wishes for botha them.

10:03 am December, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d still get ze Rebob if I was a eunuch and she was near my nethers. Take enough Cialis and there is a 70% chance of growing spontaneous junk…and shit. I’m as stoned as a monk.

10:11 am December, 23 FredN. said...

Sunburned hand and elbow, nice — I feel his pain.

But, the garish sunglasses hanging from t-shirt, obnoxious pointing at the camera with SmugFace (TM), and worst of all, the lean-in with facial/forehead/hair contact of happy pretty kinda nervous Kim = Douche.

2:40 pm December, 23 Dr Magnifico said...

^ Agree. The sunglasses are garish!

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