James Franco Plays a Douchebag in a Movie, Lobbies for an Academy Award
The circle of self-reflexive performance art douchebaggery is almost complete.
Hollywood lightweight James Franco is doing his best to lobby for an Academy Award nomination for playing longtime HCwDB nemesis Riff Raff in a movie directed by that kid who wrote Kids.
A movie so beholden to douche mock, it even featured cameos by the douche twins from Atlanta whose name on the site I have blocked from my conscience.
I ranted on this once already, so I will spare you my anti-bromides a second time.
Howver, ironic douchebaggery as performance based on ironic douchebaggery as lifestyle continues to perform the paradoxical stais of life in our funhouse hall of mirrors post-spectacle intertextual media landscape.
Or, to put it even more succinctly, Menomena.
I’d rather do more haiku.
James Franco is
The worst part of any shit
He has touched …and shit.
Fuck you James Franco!
Those fucking monkeys are still
Hanging around Oakland.
Franco is a steaming pile of pretension that managed to hit the semi big time by a willingness to be real intense occasionally and make out with dudes. The well of creativity has clearly run dry if Riff Raff has become your inspiration. David Carradine yourself now while you still can.
Its rare to see “David Carradine” used as a verb, but I agree.
Franko wins at creating a douchebagouroboros. That’s the worst. Well, except for the Gemini douchetwins. Those toadlicks are more horrific than Nixon in a spedo.
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And to the old bags – buck up! Ole’ David Carradine teaches us it’s never too late in life to David Carradine yourself.
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I’d like to Sinatra myself; less the Ava Gardner parts.
Poor James Franco, vaguely metrosexual twit tries to make fun of himself. What a douchebag. He could always Heath Ledger himself at the beginning of the Carradine. To add some gravitas.
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Why can you always see the players on Lost? Is it some kind of movie magic??
He looks ignernt and she looks like a fire crotch
I stopped reading that James Franco article when they whipped out “post-postmodern” in the first paragraph. Postmodern is word carelessly tossed around by pseudo-intellectuals that want to sound educated and hip. Especially those that tack on either “post” or “proto” to make it sound less overused. No doubt the author has never read any Jacques Derrida.
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Since when is James Franco playing a douchebag considered some some amazing feat of acting? That’s like saying “Oh wow, Robert Downy plays one heck of a drunken drug-addled playboy. How does he do it?”
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Fuck all. What’s wrong with these twats?
I’m still busting up over the Sock’s “Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail”.
What’s the difference between James Franco and Richard Greico?
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2 decades.
“Mississippi Rooster Tail” ? I gotta go time travel
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