Monday, December 2, 2013

Meanwhile in Bay Ridge…

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Vinnie gotta dance, yo!

Angie’s like, okay I guess. But in a few.

But Vinnie’s like, c’mon!

So Angie’s like, yeah, I s’pose.

But then Vinnie’s like, wait, I gots to apply my eyeliner first!

And Angie’s like, that’s so queeyah.

And Vinnie’s like, no it’s not, it’s super!

And they danced. Like a wave on the ocean scrote-mance. Like two pudwacks in love, and they danced.

And… scene.

# posted by douchebag1
11:19 am December, 2 lilbowwow said...

that turd burglar has some of the most girlish hands i have ever seen not on a girl.

11:29 am December, 2 FredN. said...

Angie’s suffering from the less common Big Tit/Small Tit syndrome. She should flip her hair over her left temple to even out the silhouette.

11:50 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the category of Most Euro Eurobag, we have Hanz. Hanz from the previous post chews woodland creatures out of spite. He who clings to the Euroteat and Angela Merkle’s NSA surveilled phone dripping with the femfluence of a thousand suns of supernova she-lava of a limberger persuasion. Brahms unwrites his 57 Symphony ” Ode to Gwindoline for the chance to beat this fag with a Maestro’s aplomb. Einstein farts as Stalin turns in hid grave to kiss the Queen Mother. And lady sings the blues.

11:52 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Angie wears a wee top hat spiked into her skull that illuminates when she’s in contact with Douchewanks. Glow, baby, glow

11:53 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Rev Chad channels his inner Captain Beefheart for that one

12:12 pm December, 2 The Dude said...

It’s a scromantic comedy, like When Harry met Sally but without anything even remotely funny. Remotely, I says

12:15 pm December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Groockler is to Germany as Pumpito was to Brazil. And by Brazile, I don’t mean the black lefty shill with the steel blue hair.

12:37 pm December, 2 Dickie Fingers said...

She’s right Vinnie. Your eyeliner is queeyah!

12:46 pm December, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

When Vinnie isn’t dancing at da club, he’s working extra shifts at a truck stop glory hole.

1:15 pm December, 2 Dr Magnifico said...

She’s not a hot chick. Vinnie wants to be a chick. Strange contradiction.

2:15 pm December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Angie now realizes why she finds it a little strange that she got hit on by Ray Liotta Jr. while picking up her make-up at the mall.

7:03 pm December, 2 Guid is Good said...

When did this site become Hot Chicks with Fagbags?

6:34 am December, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

A+ for the 1989 Hooters (band) ref

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