Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas! Now Look At This Pic And Realize Life Is Worthless and Devoid of Meaning

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There is no Santa.

Only Zuul.

And by Zuul, I mean melonic tatinicas.

Boobs.

Yankees suck.

# posted by douchebag1
10:35 am December, 25 Ted Brogan said...

Hey look! It’s Jojo, the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet!

10:59 am December, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d tinsel her tree.

11:00 am December, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d give her my yule log.

11:03 am December, 25 Douchble Helix said...

I’d fuck the shit outta her.

12:23 pm December, 25 Wheezer said...

Her kitten can climb my tree and bat my ornaments.

12:25 pm December, 25 Wheezer said...

I’d like to be Tannen her Baum.

12:27 pm December, 25 Wheezer said...

She can jingle my colloidal silver bells.

12:34 pm December, 25 Wheezer said...

It’s OK that she’s a regifter – just leave the douchebags at the gym to pump each other next time, eh, Alba hottie?

12:55 pm December, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d nog on her egg

2:03 pm December, 25 Douchble Helix said...

Wheezer! YOUDAMAN!!

2:07 pm December, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I peed on a christmas tree once.

3:39 pm December, 25 Guid is Good said...

I think I caught an STD just looking at that picture. Thanks a lot DB1. Gotta love a chick that gets dollar bills tattooed on her nether regions.

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Yep … nether regions.

6:13 pm December, 25 Steve said...

Douche on the right should have a slap bracelet on his wrist to go along with his acid wash jeans and Gumby hairstyle.

8:14 pm December, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d stuff her stocking.

8:16 pm December, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d deck her halls with my boughs of two-ball throat cream.

8:17 pm December, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d mistle her toe.

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Wait…what?

8:18 pm December, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know about youse guys, but I like some illicit Christmas incest. And by incest I mean the first cousin type where you put your plum sauce in her pudding.

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The type that when your crust gets hard on your tip combined with the circumcision scars, that the first piss you have after goes sideways and splashes off the wall like Mr. Holland Opus- style when the chick wants him to run away with her and he thinks about his retard son, son.

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I’d put a tree in her brown star.

8:18 pm December, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d sneak a load of gifts down her chimney.

8:19 pm December, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d leave a frothy serving of pole-milk in her cookie.

8:26 pm December, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I’d ford her stream.

8:52 pm December, 25 creature said...

she looks delicious, but, I’m guessin her cooter is a cootie petrie dish

9:35 pm December, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you listen to this song while looking at a picture of S.J.P’s

horse face synchronistically, you have witnessed all of the universe and the eternality at the edge of the universe we see only as a hologram data pack. And don’t worry about shit so much man. I’m talking to you.

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Stooooooooooooooned Christmas Canadian Whiskey and wonky beer style in the CA’Schnizzzle yo’ Bufffalo crips in the house respect. Rev Chad out. And by out I mean, Son.

9:37 pm December, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops. But seriously.

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4:56 am December, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I guess she gets a pass on wearing unearned dog tags. Or any other damn thing she wants.

8:38 am December, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I recognize this chick. That can only mean one of two things… she’s a porn star or she works at the ramen shop where I eat lunch.

2:14 pm December, 26 darksock said...

So that’s why there’s two.

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Sad.

4:33 pm December, 26 Douchesdownunder said...

Delicious indeed she is, but why are wew rehashing old photos, DB1?

9:51 pm December, 26 A said...

I’m sure daddy is really proud of her right now….

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