Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Reader Mail: Some people at the beach

unnamed (1)Reader Kevin works out some issues:

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From: Kevin G.

Subject: My sister’s douchebag boyfriend

This guy on the left is a real winner right here, he goes by the name Roach, no joke! He has some half ass tattoo studio and thinks he’s hot shit, HES GOT A FACE FOR RADIO!!!!

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It pleases me to no end to know that in today’s constantly updating/trending/morphing ephemeral digital culture, the classic “he’s got a face for radio” insult remains a viable insult.

# posted by douchebag1
11:19 am December, 18 Dr Magnifico said...

Roached needs to be fired up. Or smoked. Whatevs, Roach.

11:19 am December, 18 Dr Magnifico said...

*Roach

11:44 am December, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Seeing this makes me feel roached.

12:13 pm December, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Kevin was smart enough not to inform us which one of the above is his sister, lest we start up with what we’d like to do to her. (if she’s the one in the middle, I’ve thought of a few things off the top of my head)

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Kudos for getting his pic on the site. Should make for some great talk around your family Christmas table this year.

12:13 pm December, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Which one is the sister? Because I’d like to say something really innapropriate about the chick holding the beach ball ….Sorry, Kevin

12:13 pm December, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Wow^

12:15 pm December, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Young girls are trending to Selena Gomez. And by trending, I mean in the hipster social scene. I have only used the word trending before as related to statistical analysis at which I am master. They are also statistically trending to Selena Gomez. And by trending, I mean statistically.

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Drunk and stoned and driving around rural paradise with the Lenster. Stooooooooooooooooned!7rwe7w9e7yw9e87yw9e8yr

1:11 pm December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m partial to, “I’ve seen better heads on beer.”

1:12 pm December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m fond of, ” He has a face that could stop a clock.”

1:13 pm December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’ve taken a shine to the phrase, “I’ve seen better faces on a watch.”

1:14 pm December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Roach likes Kevin’s sister because…..

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….she never neglects the (beach) balls.

1:18 pm December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Roach likes Kevin’s sister because….

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…she can suck a beach ball through a hose.

1:40 pm December, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

Look at the hand on the bleeth on the left. Is she an auto mechanic or something? is that an infant penis?

1:41 pm December, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

Radio face would be a good name for a band.

1:53 pm December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Roach likes Kevin’s sister because…

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…she’s a Spinner, and I don’t mean the Soul Music group.

1:57 pm December, 18 FredN. said...

Hispanic Steve-O is quite a douche.

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But not much else in this pic, unless you count D-bag Numero Dos with the Wasting Disease and his hottie (hottie = you are drunk, high, and poppin a hurty Cialis Everbone)

2:02 pm December, 18 jonezy said...

He’s got a face perfect for modeling burqas.

2:19 pm December, 18 hermit said...

He’s got a face for a blackjack.

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That’s right bitches, I said a blackjack, ’cause I’m old school like that.

2:24 pm December, 18 hermit said...

In some cultures, if a douchebag dishonors your sister, you are obligated to disembowel him with the horn of an uncircumcised goat. Or bludgeon him to death with a can of Campbell’s Cream of Broccoli Soup.

2:26 pm December, 18 hermit said...

“This guy on the left is a real winner……”

I suspect the guy on the right is no Nobel Prize recipient either.

2:28 pm December, 18 hermit said...

The bitch on the right has some big cans for a twelve-year-old.

2:29 pm December, 18 hermit said...

Fuck you all.

3:25 pm December, 18 Guid is Good said...

The Tao of Douche.

9:45 am December, 19 jonezy said...

He’s got a face Dickens would have trouble describing

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