Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Grinch That Fondled Christmas

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Ironic holiday herpsters molesting Christine’s Santas make the baby Tebus want to frankincense his mur.

# posted by douchebag1
1:27 pm December, 17 skrag2112 said...

The Grinch saw a young Who

Cindy Lou Who

And he fingered her poo.

1:55 pm December, 17 Vin Douchal said...

This hippie sap is just trying to emulate his dog’s recent activity, as he found it oddly satisfying

2:03 pm December, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Santacon afterparty turns ugly when the eggnog gets spiked with paint thinner.

2:10 pm December, 17 FoghornLeghorn said...

Herpster plays GameBoy™,

while Christine does a Miley.

Makes his pants fall down.

.

Wait, it’s not Friday yet?

2:58 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hasn’t shit tight

Since the monocle was put

In her Monkey Hole

3:00 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Herpster preparing

To retrieve umbrella from

Whence it has been stored.

3:01 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Listens only

To Train when butt inspecting

“Drops of Poopiter”

3:04 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Betty Boop Santa

Suit on Snidely Moustache tip

Horton Smells A Poo

3:06 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d stick my meat rack

Up her chim chiminy

Cheroo and shit

3:08 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lighter did not flame

The Queef. Ladyfinger

Should make her smoke.

3:10 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Excuse me miss, have

You seen my friend Stan?’ “I’m sure

He’s got my car keys,”

3:13 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Secret Santa was

Never this fun ’till Christine

Was hired to temp.

3:19 pm December, 17 Wheezer said...

“Haikuesday”?

3:21 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That’s no lump of coal

The Elf Hott pinched a loaf in

Her holiday thong

3:24 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

From this it’s clear

Santa likes the Back Chimney

Back Chimney, I says

3:26 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mrs Claus was pissed

When she saw Santa’s pictures

From Las Vegas trip

3:29 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“There’s Prancer’s antler,”

Santa says, as he looks up

The Elf Bleeth’s buttocks

3:35 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Hipster Santa

Likes Bag Girls more than Good Girls

This is how he checks

3:38 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That’s a strange place to

Hang Mistletoe, Santa says

But I’ll kiss you there

3:40 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Is that Mistletoe

Or Cameltoe?,” asks Santa

I’ll kiss either one!

5:18 pm December, 17 Guid is Good said...

Molesting elf Hotts? There’s an app for that.

8:28 pm December, 17 Vin J Douchal said...

Did no one see that

Hilarious .gif I put

On my post above

8:29 pm December, 17 Vin J Douchal said...

Why the Haikus bra’s

Someone has tomorrow off

And it’s their Friday?

6:13 am December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@Vin…I missed the gif on my first run through…looks like me on a lonely Friday night.

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