Saturday, December 14, 2013

Your Saturday Crusty Sheets

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Sure you might think the Greasepitzer and Eve are far too cartoonish to actually be real human beings.

But it’s not like they own a bunch of tiny, annoying dogs or anything.

Oh wait.

# posted by douchebag1
11:56 am December, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A pestilence on their children-like offspring;

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http://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/stdfact-gonorrhea.htm

12:01 pm December, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He has Taint Gonorrhea.

1:42 pm December, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Ugh.

1:57 pm December, 14 The Dude said...

She’ll have Nespresso, because the way she pronounces it makes me want to put some serious foam in her Nespresso.

3:25 pm December, 14 Bag Em Tag Em said...

The elderly asian woman at the Salon should be commended on the spectacular work she has done on threading his eyebrows.

3:58 pm December, 14 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Wrong wrong wrong. So f’ing wrong. The fight must continue. No way this hott should be laying next to this pustule.

4:20 pm December, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Magnum, this is what Hotts are drawn to. We must both accept this, and administer The Mock, as well.

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As Aesop, or some fuckin guy said in a parable or an idiom or whatever the fuck it’s called, “You can’t tell a book by its cover.” However, you do know that if you see a guy wearing sandals and socks that he will have a foreign accent. But I digress…

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So you see an attractive skirt but she’s with a major league Mama Luke like this here GreasePitz sfacim and that tell you all you need to know. She’s a dumb twat not worth the time of day or the sweat off a my balls.

8:31 pm December, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^I’m sure she’s dumb as a box of rocks and would annoy any sane man to death with her endless mindless banter about her latest phone app or some overpriced purse she wants, yet she still give me a raging veiny renob and I have irresistible urge to punch Greasepitz in the scrotum. For that I grab another drink. But thanks for the voice of reason tonight DW.

11:03 pm December, 14 Douchble Helix said...

The thing is, *all* of them want to talk to you.

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I, for one, am happy to avoid that.

2:28 am December, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Pitzer, as they used to say back in the ’70s, is the PITS. he is also a Bag of huge proportions.

3:36 am December, 15 Guid is Good said...

Eve doesn’t look like a chick who would do a lot of bed time reading. Here endeth the parable of the Greasepitzer.

6:30 am December, 15 Wheezer said...

Animal cruelty – that’s what that second photo shows. Those poor pups are subjected to the stench of Axe and posturing failure.

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Animal rescue – being nestled between Eve’s boobies. WOOF!

6:42 am December, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Greasepitzer? He looks more to me like Tat Man Poo.

1:58 pm December, 15 DarkSock said...

AWWWW!!!! LOOKIT DA BABY PUPPIES…TOOTY-POOTS! Um…I mean, yeah, fuccen ghey ass mutts.

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Only GOD can judge me.

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Mama Lukes.

3:47 pm December, 16 Guid is Good said...

My sheets sometimes look like this. If I don’t wipe carefully.

5:26 pm December, 17 HVACvegas said...

Ahem. His tattoo is on backwards.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/unnamed1.jpg

Seriously. Photoshop? Or what?

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