Thursday, January 23, 2014
Breaking: 10 Year Old Girl Arrested For Wasting America's Time
Here’s a pic of the arrest.
And this ‘baguette in happier times.
I haven’t been this proud of law enforcement since The Fred “The Dorf” Dorfman tribute back in ’84.
Free Miley!
Let the Bieber-in-the-pokey jokes, commence.
The front headline on cnn dot com. Really ??? Our society is doomed. The only positive spin on this is that maybe this will be the beginning of the end of this twit.
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And I’m guessing he is very popular in the slammer and is getting plenty of offers for “dates” from the other inmates
By the time I figure out who the fuck is Justin Bieber, he’ll be long forgotten. It’ll be a card in Trivial Pursuit 2024.
And Canada apologizes…again.
In a few years, Beebs will be on Dancing with the Has-beens or Celebrity Junkie.
His mother must be so proud. Can we get him deported? Shame he’s missing out on the Rev’s chilly evenings.
Dick. Not only is he one, but he’s gonna be tasting a few. He’d better join the Peckerwoods the second his feet hit the cellblock
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Can’t say I didn’t see it coming
The Bieb should have been charged with crimes against humanity long before this. Will the record companies arrange for his sham little Hispanic girlfriend to turn up at court for support?
Douchenozzle…that’s the only word I can come up with I look at his mug shot.
The award for assbag in a supporting role?
Biebers father for blocking traffic so the scrotestain could have a drag race.
I followed the Fred the Dorf Dorman link to youtube and, the video was proceeded by the obligatory annoying youtube commercial. Swear to fucking god, this was the ad:
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This does not bode well.
Damn, Charles Douchewin bet me to it… sure looks like Miley Cyrus lately.
Aimee Mann looks good for 53.
@ MC 900 Foot Douchebag,
I’m not sure they’re not the same person. Meanwhile, anything else…
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Hanna’s Montana
I’m so fucking cold all I can do is support the little girl cause I have been caught in worse situations. Get that fucking smile off your face sister! Remorse is 9/10ths of your future and shit. I gotta get home and see Piss Morgan blame it on the AR-15
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Preppers
I’m so fucking cold I want an Executive Spray Tan party
I nominate Bieber into the hall of Scrote.
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canuckfag
I’m tellin’ ya, DB1.
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You’re behind the times still citing the Greko gecko. The Beib’s has become the most massive D-bag in modern history, putting all others to shame.
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When you’ve reached the point where even The Federal Government is openly talking about “revoking your work visa” to have you deported, you’ve reached new heights in Douchbaggery.
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Loooooong past time to crown the new king of the D-bags.
ah, but DYWD – young grasshopper, I assume, lol – to create something as obnoxious the Grieco Virus, you must descend from 21 Jump St. to the depths of hell. Then, you must climb back on the shoulders of a Bleeth. Only then can you submit an application to the Pinnacle of Douchebagituderry.
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That’s my opinion. I might be wrong, and I probably am.
^Douchebagiturderry* = typo
The Biebs can look on the bright side – he’s half way there, and he’s only 19!
If there is any such thing as karma, Bieber will get radiactive cancer of the taint and die horribly before lunar new year.
Sorry, I had to make an unscheduled return to these pages just to see what you’d drum up on the Bieb-Boob.
Someone might try stuffing whole-body Bieb into those little pink shoes of his….and into the diaper bag he goes.
The diaper bag goes into the Intercoastal Waterway where even the trolling gators would choke on it.