Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Captain Rehab Says, "It's Cold Out Where You Are, But Not in Vegas!"
For those of you suffering in ridic cold today, let it bring you solace to know that Captain Rehab is scoring at 60% among the greater Las Vegas skankhott population.
Yeah, I guess that didn’t really bring you any solace.
Okay, how about some StreetPear?
See now? It’s not so bad.
It got so cold last night, my big dick got stuck to the car. Fucking road salt stings. I like the tattooed blonde. The Kentucky Bastard in my bottom drawer is keeping the edge off.
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Eskimoes
Are those coolats or gaucho pants on Captain Rehab?
If ridiculous was the look you were going for, you found it.
These three start off their day with a Valtrex, a Penicillin and a Red Bull chaser. Fact.
Or as we like to call it around here: Tuesday.
I like Blondies sploog targets. Sploog I says
Mmmmmmmm…………….Streetpear
Dr. Phil’s son, Tim shoit Bigfoot (respect).
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http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/01/06/dnt-man-claims-he-killed-bigfoot.ksat.html
^Did y’all read that Bigfoot story:
This seems legit: “I nailed … pork ribs from the WalMart down the street to the side of the tree, and low [sic] and behold, he came and started eating the pork ribs off the tree,” Dyer said.”
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There’s poetic beauty in his simplicity.
The Shove Boat.
I like Streetpear. I do not like tattooed blond. Not because she’s a total slapper – which she clearly is. But because she’s a tattooed bleeth and tattooed bleeth’s have mental disorders.
That ain’t Bigfoot. That’s Samsqatch. Or Ricky.