Thursday, January 23, 2014

Dolla Bill Juan Follows The Lord

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Face tatts.

Like God’s way of saying, “Positive credit rating? No, not you, my child. I have other plans for you. Go unto the strip club and holla with dollas, yo. Only then, will God’s grace shine down on you. And by God’s grace, I mean Grace, working the midnight to eight A.M. shift on a Tuesday.”

# posted by douchebag1
1:54 pm January, 23 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Ewwww! Doesn’t he know where that dollar has been? Ummm, wait. Maybe he does.

2:05 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Ugliest two dudes to ever pose. If there’s a working brain cell between the two of them , an Oldsmobile is getting jacked tonight
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Y’all are vile, bro’s. No, really

2:11 pm January, 23 Dickie Fingers said...

That’s some really quality art work and those chicks are fugly.

2:20 pm January, 23 The Dude said...

No likey. Very much no. Nope.

2:38 pm January, 23 bigphatnotadouche said...

Tori Spelling has let herself go since 90120.

3:26 pm January, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“go unto the strip club and holla with dollas, yo” Is that New Testament ?

3:53 pm January, 23 DoucheyWallnuts Freezing HIs Nuts Off said...

And then there’s this.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-school-bus-687543

4:28 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s so cold I’d like an 18 year old to queef on my nuts in my old (dead) Escalade with the Dead sticker on it.

4:29 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s so cold Douchey Wallnuts called the insulation guy.

4:29 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s so cold my dog is laying poopsicles.

4:30 pm January, 23 Sir Boo said...

My goodness!

4:30 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s so cold I threw a cup of coffee at a homeless guy, without a cup.

4:31 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s so cold I realized that I’ve never complained about the cold before.

5:26 pm January, 23 Wheezer said...

It’s so cold I impaled myself on a witch’s tit.

7:37 pm January, 23 Douchble Helix said...

That’s a lot of makeup on those broads. If they’s broads. Na mean?

11:11 pm January, 23 Guid is Good said...

Only these two human petri dishes could take a dollar bill out of a strippers snatch and put it in their mouth, secure in the knowledge that they weren’t going to catch a new disease. Living pox blankets.

6:25 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

A friend of mine who’s a parole officer says, “Face tattoos – the best way to tell everyone that you’ve completely dropped out of normal society.”

6:35 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The cast from the updated version of West Side Story blows off some steam after their last performance at the Barrio Theater in Chico California,

7:11 am January, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Somewhere in Humboldt Park, a muffler shop is missing two employees.

7:12 am January, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Somewhere in Humboldt Park, a parole officer is looking for two home monitoring violators.

9:24 am January, 24 UFO Destroyers said...

Orlando Bloombag went downhill after getting Smauged. And why would he be wearing a work-release shirt? I thought celebrities usually only had to wear ankle monitors?

12:43 am January, 26 DarkSock said...

Pox Blankets – my new band name.

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