Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Drunk Al Goes "Garrrrr!" on Quartasian Mina

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“Garrrrr!”

When “I like your boobies!” is too difficult to pronounce.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am January, 29 DarkSock said...

Lance recounts his attempt at cunnilingus upon Courtney Love’s purple gumwad.

7:21 am January, 29 DarkSock said...

And Steve The Pirate called; he wants his “Garrrr!” back.
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7:44 am January, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

(Ass)Holic

8:55 am January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

It’s all fun and games until Drunk Al barfs his anchovy pizza on your new Nike kicks

8:57 am January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

It’s all fun and games until Drunk Al pees himself all over your leather seats on the way home

9:00 am January, 29 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Ummmm… what boobies??

9:10 am January, 29 purpledrank said...

Drunk Al is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

9:17 am January, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

It’s all fun and games until drunk Al picks up the underage Asian exchange student at the bar, nails her, then ends up on the sex offender list.

9:24 am January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

It’s all fun and games until Drunk Al passes out on the shitter at the Waffle House

10:41 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

‘Sock – amazing Steve the Pirate reference! Glad you made it through the White Death alive.

10:42 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

It’s all fun and games until Drunk Al, who never smokes dope, suddenly wants in on your session.

Fair Weather Friends

10:43 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

It’s all fun and games until Drunk Al wants to play bongos with your bar band because he’s “awesome, yo”.

10:56 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

It’s all fun and games until Mina’s older brother, who runs the local human trafficking syndicate, cuts out Drunk Al’s tongue then locks him in a shipping container bound for Singapore.

10:57 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

^ Mina knows this; that’s what she thinks is so funny.

10:58 am January, 29 UFO Destroyers said...

It’s all fun and games until Drunk Al starts making unseemly advances on Quartasian Mina during her quinceneria.

3:16 pm January, 29 bigphatnotadouche said...

Its all fun and games until Drunk Al wakes up in pain with a bloody bandage on his back where his kidney used to be.

8:33 am January, 30 Anthony LaBaglia said...

It’s all fun and games until I hit Drunk Al with a quick, sharp uppercut.

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