Friday, January 3, 2014

Friday Haiku

StacheMan

So proud of her catch…
Trish, you do not understand
What that mustache means.

Groucho Marx just called
From beyond the grave. He wants
His mustache back. Son

– DoucheyWallnuts

 

 

Caterpillar ‘stache
Has one million tiny legs
Marie has two boobs

– Vinegar and Water

Wow, Geraldo’s son
Sure can pull the hotts. Too bad
he prefers the boyz.

– The Dude

He charges a buck
for “mustache rides.” She charges
three hundred per hour

– Magnum Douche P. I.

The age old question.
“Is that your face or are you
Snorting a Sharpie.”

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Jill recoils from Juan
his New Years Dirty Sanchez
may last forever

– creature

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:11 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Snidely Whiplash Douche
Has shit eating grin. He knows
He will fondle boobs

7:13 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Freddy Mercury
Lassos this lassie, but would
Rather bang a guy

7:14 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Groucho Marx just called
From beyond the grave. He wants
His mustache back. Son

7:16 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

Freddie Jerkury
wants to go “Innuendo”:
“Oh wait, you’re a chick.”

7:17 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

(Sorry, DW, I see you used the name already – I should read these things, huh?)

7:18 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

“XS” script on shirt
describes this chump, but does the
‘s’ mean “small” or “stench”?

7:23 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

PTP Ruthanne
ponders life path; Drakkar and
sweat are persuasive.

7:25 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

Le maiden Marie
proudly displays herrrrr booBIES…..
for Pepe LePew?

7:26 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts her boobs in
The basket before she gets
The hose. Mustache Hose

7:28 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

Put douche outside in
North America (any part)…..
instant stinkcicle.

7:29 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His hairy forearms
Are a rarity these days
Douches shave body hair

7:34 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

“Cage” to right must be
for merry-go-round; Mary
goes ’round, choad to choad.

7:42 am January, 3 Vinegar and Water said...

Caterpillar ‘stache
Has one million tiny legs
Marie has two boobs

7:44 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

Say this for Euro:
his hands almost touch the hott,
unlike brazen scrotes.

8:04 am January, 3 The Dude said...

Wow, Geraldo’s son
Sure can pull the hotts. Too bad
he prefers the boyz.

8:19 am January, 3 Wheezer said...

Samir goes clubbing,
hopes for “conjugal visit.”
“OK, I’ll do it.”

8:30 am January, 3 Morbo said...

Luigi moves on
after Mario’s demise.
Peaches, no princess.

8:32 am January, 3 Morbo said...

“Take a stripper home”
night ends bad for Candi. She
normally charges

8:50 am January, 3 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

He charges a buck
for “mustache rides.” She charges
three hundred per hour

9:27 am January, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The only XS
Snidely Whiplash will see are
the stains on his pants

9:28 am January, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

A young Geraldo
Won’t get to see the treasures
in Val Capone’s vault

9:31 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She only eats tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

9:33 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the ‘stache in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Fish Taco Hose.

9:34 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lorenzo Llamas
Son is very straight. At least
His moustachio is.

9:37 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The age old question.
“Is that your face or are you
Snorting a Sharpie.”

9:38 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guys father is
Fernando Valengayass.
Famed fat fuck pitcher.

9:40 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hario Lopez macks
On brothers rejects backstage
At ET mixer.

9:41 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two minute later…
Tiny Tina Largeman wipes
Grin of his dumb ass.

9:42 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“If you like my stache,
You should see my hairy bag
Braids. Like black Heidi.

9:44 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If Shamar Moore was
There, he’d beat the unsubs face
With his big black dong.

10:16 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Village People
Don’t have a Douche character
Too bad for this guy

10:17 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What’s happened to the
The hetero males out there?
Guys now look like Fems

10:18 am January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^whats happened to all

10:35 am January, 3 creature said...

Jill recoils from Juan
his New Years Dirty Sanchez
may last forever

12:29 pm January, 3 Morbo said...

Keith Hernandez brings
his game; Jenni FromdeBloc
calls for a bouncer

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