Friday, January 10, 2014

Friday Haiku

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Kate and Jon were pleased;
The Constipati-Push diet!
Their abs? Bowel-Ripped!

Jon’s goal was simple:
Find a girl who has the guts
To tolerate him

– saulgoode42

On a winter’s morn
They embrace the cold and write
their names in the snow

– Charles Nelson Douchely

 

Kate and Jon are shocked
To learn their bad case of crabs
Has gone systemic

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

She grates cheese on abs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

This pic explains the
world’s Velveeta cheese shortage:
these two practicing.

– Douche Wayne

In missionary
position, these two sound like
a steam train braking.

– Douche Wayne

They mate like crickets.
Abs rub occasionally
Start forest fires.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

In missionary
position, their sex smells like
driving with e-brake.

– Douche Wayne

In missionary
Position they look like
A fiddler crab.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

In missionary,
they generate power to
run a Chevy Volt.

– Douche Wayne

In missionary
Positiion they fuse with
UV machine.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Later that day Kate
delivered her baby, shot
about thirty feet

– Dickie Fingers

When she bends over
she makes same snapping sound as
lighting up glowstick.

– Douche Wayne

Kate and Jon prove that
navel gazing gets results!
Let’s check abs again!

– Charles Douchewin

It must eat grain. It
Must eat grain. It must eat grain.
It must eat grain. Sons.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:13 am January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Muscular Bleeth’s abs
Gives me the renoBs, even
If she’s a tranny

7:20 am January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Narccisstic display
Thanks to steroids. Her dick is
Much bigger than his

7:21 am January, 10 saulgoode42 said...

Jon’s goal was simple:
Find a girl who has the guts
To tolerate him

7:21 am January, 10 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Good thing about ‘roids:
A ready-made excuse to
explain their small rods

7:22 am January, 10 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

On a winter’s morn
They embrace the cold and write
their names in the snow

7:22 am January, 10 saulgoode42 said...

They both do sit-ups
But only she will spit up
Jon’s a swallower

7:42 am January, 10 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Kate and Jon are shocked
To learn their bad case of crabs
Has gone systemic

7:46 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

The Olive Garden
got a bit crazy with its
grated cheese servers.

7:47 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She grates cheese on abs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:47 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Human Washboard: the
hillbilly equivalent
to human beatbox.

7:49 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts vanity
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. Pink eye hose.

7:50 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

. . . the grated cheese hose.

7:50 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flabby the Elder
Thinks Narcissus blushes
When viewing this pair.

7:52 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

This pic explains the
world’s Velveeta cheese shortage:
these two practicing.

7:53 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Later that night. Jon
Bought a bottle of goose. He
Hit caboose. Peen ripped.

7:55 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m so fucking stoned
Driving along drinking with Len
With Doobie Brothers.

7:56 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

In missionary
position, these two sound like
a steam train braking.

7:56 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They mate like crickets.
Ab rub occasionally
Start forest fires.

7:56 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

In missionary
position, their sex smells like
driving with e-brake.

7:59 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It must eat grain. It
Must eat grain. It must eat grain.
It must eat grain. Sons.

8:01 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In missionary
Position they sound like
Bristol Palin’s son

8:02 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Ab strength allows Kate
to grow peen, ab strength allows
John to retract his.

8:02 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In missionary
Position they look like a
Grain thresher hose.

8:03 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In missionary
Position they look like
A fiddler crab.

8:03 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

In missionary,
they generate power to
run a Chevy Volt.

8:03 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In missionary
Positiion they fuse with
UV machine.

8:04 am January, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

Later that day Kate
delivered her baby, shot
about thirty feet

8:05 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

In missionary
they make same stopping power
as ceramic brakes.

8:06 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

I don’t always lift,
but when I do its ONLY
my abdominals.

8:06 am January, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

Maybe I can get
a peen extension, I still
can’t see the damn thing.

8:08 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

When she bends over
she makes same snapping sound as
lighting up glowstick.

8:27 am January, 10 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Anorexia
It’s not just for moody teen
age girls anymore

8:29 am January, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

Kate and Jon prove that
navel gazing gets results!
Let’s check abs again!

8:31 am January, 10 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

If lobster girl’s vag
is as tight as her abs I’m
up for a “work out”

9:18 am January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In missionary
Position they crack walnuts
But not THIS Wallnuts

9:21 am January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Abs lock together
Like deranged jigsaw puzzle
Can’t be pulled apart

9:26 am January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Snappin’ Gyro
Milks the Peen with gusto, builds
Her abs at same time

9:59 am January, 10 Douche Wayne said...

If you think their abs
are overdeveloped you
should see their sphincters.

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