Friday, January 17, 2014

Friday Haiku

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Brett learned a lesson:
Don’t let pine pollen get in
Your cocaine supply.

These are not the Clowns
you’re looking for. These are not
the clowns anyone…

– Charles Douchewin

 

 

Up your nose with a
Rubber hose, said Fonzie. Don’t
Know what he’d say here.

– DoucheyWallnuts

Beaker’s new gig at
rhinoplasty got results.
He won’t stop “meeping”.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

She dates the Bozos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Thinks he’ll get lucky
Sure, they wear the pink balls now
Soon he’ll wear blue ones

– Vin Douchal

With his nose so bright
Rudolph will guide his meat sleigh
Into her crab trap.

– Crucial Head

It puts the septum
in the bucket or it gets
deviated hose.

– Douche Wayne

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:17 am January, 17 The Dude said...

Rudolph’s nose is red
These two must be colorblind
Or breast awareness?

7:20 am January, 17 douchebag1 said...

Four orbs of plastic,
Bounce in the Vegas air,
Juggling sadness.

– management

7:34 am January, 17 DarkSock said...

Charlene found a use
For the trimmings left from her
Labiaplasty

7:36 am January, 17 DarkSock said...

“Ha-Cha-Cha”, thought Dad,
Peering down from above them;
“Dat’s my boy down there…”
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7:37 am January, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

The Clown College prom
King and Queen. Piscataway
for post-prom party!

7:40 am January, 17 DarkSock said...

Some maladies are
No laughing matter. Except
Sinus goiters….haw!

7:40 am January, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

These are not the Clowns
you’re looking for. These are not
the clowns anyone…

7:42 am January, 17 DarkSock said...

Bob and Charlene tied
For gold while competing in
“Bobbing for Gonads”.

7:43 am January, 17 DarkSock said...

Karl Malden’s children
Booze and snort away his wealth
Through their huge noses

7:47 am January, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Up your nose with a
Rubber hose, said Fonzie. Don’t
Know what he’d say here.

7:51 am January, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d fuck her with that
Thing on her nose but not with
That thing on her arm

7:58 am January, 17 FredN. said...

Management ran the
wrong pic again, this time its
a retarded clown.

8:09 am January, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pink ball on her nose
Is replaced by my two balls
In dream I just had

8:14 am January, 17 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Four objects in this
picture are round, fake and made
of silicone. Son !

8:16 am January, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

There is no cure for
her strain of vaginosis
mouthwash shooters help.

8:22 am January, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

Former Mouseketeers
relive the past with Amly
Nitrate and anal.

8:23 am January, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chad tries a new life
philosophy: “Honk ’em if
you got ’em”. Still douche.

8:26 am January, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Beaker’s new gig at
rhinoplasty got results.
He won’t stop “meeping”.

8:29 am January, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is anyone at
all surprised both go balls deep
on all their first dates?

8:30 am January, 17 HCwDB_NYC said...

Anne dons nose as part
of fee. Paid-to-Pose work is
not worth the money.

8:33 am January, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My groin is aching
For Charrise, her rubber nose
And her perky tits

8:48 am January, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s nice of them to
share Lance Armstrong’s diseased ball
as show of support.

8:56 am January, 17 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Tony Danza-bag
plays the clown. Later that night
bleeth shows Who’s The Boss

8:59 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She dates the Bozos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

8:59 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the balls in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Big Ben-Wa hose.

9:01 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Keith Moon Undead
Went to Vegas. Gambled. Got
Drunken. Lost his shirt.

9:03 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has the cheekbones
That launched a thousand men
Into her fetid gash.

9:05 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New ENT strain
Not bacterial but Viral
Nose Gomorreah.

9:18 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Michelle Obama’s
Birthday party went downhill
After ass avalanche.

9:19 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Michell Obama’s
Birthday party went downhill
When she stripped nekked.

9:19 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Michelle Obama’s
Birthday party went downhill
When she ate buffet.

9:20 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Michelle Obama’s
Birthday party went dowhill
When the Mosslems left.

10:06 am January, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Appointment later
“Which neuticles are better?”
When poodle gets fixed

10:06 am January, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

The hepatitis
and throat gonorrhea has
spread to their noses

10:08 am January, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Juggler with his props
Also part-time magician
Third ball hid in arse

10:11 am January, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Thinks he’ll get lucky
Sure, they wear the pink balls now
Soon he’ll wear blue ones

10:13 am January, 17 Vin Douchal said...

They’re way too happy
With their new Bozo Degrees
Clown schools have declined

11:05 am January, 17 Crucial Head said...

With his nose so bright
Rudolph will guide his meat sleigh
Into her crab trap.

11:08 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I see what you did
There Dark Sock. Durante looks
On from hep cat death.

11:08 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When not making the
Human lampshades. Morty
Plays big on shiksa.

11:41 am January, 17 Douche Wayne said...

Now she has three lumps
against which I would like to
slam my genitals.

11:42 am January, 17 skrag2112 said...

A grown up Ernie
tries to pick up muppet chick.
Goes back home to Bert.

11:45 am January, 17 Douche Wayne said...

It puts the septum
in the bucket or it gets
deviated hose.

11:48 am January, 17 rolling paper said...

Mindy requires
urinalysis before
honking on Bobo

12:14 pm January, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

W.C. Fields
Had a big red nose like that
Didn’t have those tits

12:30 pm January, 17 Wheezer said...

Candy Margolis
very desperate to catch
sister in Web hits.

12:34 pm January, 17 Wheezer said...

Fuccen Dutch oven—–
OOPS! “Angle”; stupid hipster
is behind the lens.

12:35 pm January, 17 Wheezer said...

John Largeman, top left,
will offer Candy something
bulbous for her face.

12:39 pm January, 17 Wheezer said...

Candy’s sense of smell
so strong, FDA-approved
stench blocker needed.

5:07 am January, 19 Douchble Helix said...

“Up your nose with a rubber hose” (originally “Up your hole with a Mello Roll” censored for TV) was on Welcome Back Kotter.
.
Barbarinos.
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