Friday, January 24, 2014

Friday Haiku

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Gurn really liked Pam,
But her chest area was
A little pasty.

Pasties for Fester
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

 

Lately Joy has been
Looking a little pasty
Good thing Tim eats paste

– saulgoode42

the stairwell party
always sounds like fun until
fur coat guy shows up.

– Dickie Fingers

Dad of Asian Hott
Has one thing to ask you all…
“Seppuku for me?”

– MC 900 Foot Douchebag

Does fur lined hat match
drapes? Or does her carpet match
his bald cranium?

– Douche Wayne

Medical fact: She
totally has the wrong kind
of Bra allergy.

– Charles Douchewin

Guessing their Christian
Mingle profiles had a few
fibs. Neither cares much.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

It’s so cold outside
Her nipples turned purple-ish
And started to ooze

– DoucheyWallnuts

Confucious has said
Man who serves gal from behind
Gets poo poo platter

– Bag Em Tag Em

Pam has a heart on
In all of the wrong places
Including her butt

– Mr. Scrotato Head

ehcuodouche said…
If his head gets cold.
She can put pasties on it
That will keep me warm

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:08 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pasties for Fester
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:10 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the hunchback
In the basket or it gets
The Hose. QuasiHose.

7:11 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Buddy! You can
Crouch but you can’t hide the butt
Stain on your bald dome.

7:13 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Uncle Fester wears
Ermine. Still Creepy to niece.
Covers nipples in fear.

7:16 am January, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Retard in fur coat
Topless Asian ladyboy
The mock will be strong

7:18 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Quartasian gang sign
warns of spilled mai tai on steps;
slippery when wet.

7:21 am January, 24 The Dude said...

The bow tie covers
Her Adam’s Apple but the
Hunchback doesn’t care

7:21 am January, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

That Dana White sure
knows how to pull the bleethy
Asian ladyboys

7:25 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Next Bond villains named:
Count Von Dutchbagula and
Tran E. Fingerbowl.

7:26 am January, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Stairway to Heaven ?
Looks more like the stairway to
disease and despair

7:26 am January, 24 saulgoode42 said...

Lately Joy has been
Looking a little pasty
Good thing Tim eats paste

7:31 am January, 24 Dickie Fingers said...

the stairwell party
always sounds like fun until
fur coat guy shows up.

7:31 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Fester has to pee
in a cup twice weekly as
part of his parole.

7:32 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

The sign on stairs reads:
“You must be at least this pimp-
tastic to enter.”

7:47 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s bereft of class
Since he put his Bronzino
In her Monkey Hole

7:48 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s worn the Pasties
Since he put his Bronzino
In her Monkey Hole

7:57 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s had the Scabies
Since he put his Bronzino
In her Monkey Hole

7:59 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“V” is for “VD”
Since he put his Trouser Trout
In her Monkey Hole

8:02 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The line for new ride
At Douchney Land leads to the
Crematorium

8:07 am January, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Dad of Asian Hott
Has one thing to ask you all…
“Seppuku for me?”

8:23 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Does fur lined hat match
drapes? Or does her carpet match
his bald cranium?

8:24 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Midwest pimp hipster
says: “I was into meth way
before it was cool.”

8:26 am January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These two celebrate
AVN award for best
inter-species scene.

8:29 am January, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

Medical fact: She
totally has the wrong kind
of Bra allergy.

8:30 am January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bob and Ted still shunned
by everyone at second
high school reunion.

8:32 am January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Working retail at
Hustler store doesn’t provide
any benefits.

8:36 am January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Guessing their Christian
Mingle profiles had a few
fibs. Neither cares much.

8:38 am January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chet tries to go down
Queen of Heats rabbit hole. Finds
it blocked with love mud.

8:49 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jason Statham can
Really pull the Quadroon Hotts
Even in stairway

8:51 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s so cold outside
Her nipples turned purple-ish
And started to ooze

8:53 am January, 24 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Confucious has said
Man who serves gal from behind
Gets poo poo platter

9:39 am January, 24 Morbo said...

Magician Don Douche
makes top open; for next trick
crowd hopes he’ll vanish

9:42 am January, 24 Morbo said...

She heard “black tie,” thought
pasties would be a nice touch.
He has no excuse.

9:46 am January, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Egor thinks that her
gesture means peace. Really means
she munches carpet

10:09 am January, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Pam has a heart on
In all of the wrong places
Including her butt

11:01 am January, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Takes wearing your heart
on your sleeve to a whole new
level…of regret

11:32 am January, 24 purpledrank said...

Pam love you long time
Soul brother much too beau coup
Settles for wigger

1:19 pm January, 24 ehcuodouche said...

If his head gets cold.
She can put pasties on it
That will keep me warm

7:14 pm January, 24 Chest Brah said...

Dark Sock falls into
Narcotic and whiskeyed day.
Forgets task again.

7:43 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

Actually, Chest Brah,
I was forced to work…all day…
The horror…O…The Horror…
.
.
Stay tuned, Sons n’ Bras
The front pagers are coming
Once I’m liquored up…

8:41 pm January, 24 Chest Brah aka Rev Chsd said...

Word, Son. Stoned

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