Friday, January 31, 2014

Friday Haiku

DB4019

Hirsute Love Buddha
Lurks the dorm halls, threatens to
drop the hose towel.

 

 

 

 

 

Squirt the Pert, Joey!
Squirt that Pert, dude, Squirt that Pert
C’mon, squirt the Pert

— saulgoode42

Worse than the “Friend Zone”
Goofy Greg has zero game
Placed in “Palcatraz”

— Bag Em Tag Em

Call me Ishmael
Is the start of Moby Dick
Just call this guy dick

— DoucheyWallnuts

Jan Goodall’s latest
experiment on silver
douchebacks going strong.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Poor dorm girl Jenny
Posting flyers for lost cat
Obese Yeti purrs

— purpledrank

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:19 am January, 31 Douche Wayne said...

There is no doubt that
Evil Yellow Sunball would
disapprove of this.

7:23 am January, 31 saulgoode42 said...

Squirt the Pert, Joey!
Squirt that Pert, dude, Squirt that Pert
C’mon, squirt the Pert

7:25 am January, 31 Dr Magnifico said...

In the years to come
When his hair starts to fall out
Beard and back transplant

7:26 am January, 31 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Worse than the “Friend Zone”
Goofy Greg has zero game
Placed in “Palcatraz”

7:27 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Call me Ishmael
Is the start of Moby Dick
Just call this guy dick

7:28 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One thing is for sure
That she makes my primary 
Sex organ tingle

7:33 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The only Super 
Bowl for this poo is the one
That flushes them down

7:37 am January, 31 saulgoode42 said...

Jenny shows us all
How many fingers of scotch
It will take tonight

7:41 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ms. Kroeger in glee
Reverend Chad Kroeger has
First bath in fort-night.

7:41 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the hose in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Big towel hose.

7:42 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t shave his back
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:44 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jenny looks like my
Teen second cousin. Is it
Wrong to have hard-on?

7:46 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reanimated
Zyzz. “Don’t shave me Bro!” Wants to
Play with new cock, Bro.

7:47 am January, 31 Dr Magnifico said...

Don’t eat ham, he says
Except for one time right now
Swallow my pork sword

8:06 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Choose Body Waxing
Advertising campaign needs
A better spokesman

8:07 am January, 31 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Samurai Saul grabs
for his dick prothesis
Gangrene Tool comes off!!

8:10 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She struggles to stay
Conscious during assault by
Lycanthropic mess

8:11 am January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Princess Leia wards
off a mountain of horny
ewoks. Wiki wiki!

8:11 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He will use the Pert
To lubricate his schvantz whilst
He pleasures himself

8:13 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dawn wishes she had
Bear repellent in her purse
Instead of raw meat

8:15 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Man-beast’s penis throbs
As he moves in for the kill
Next, towel will drop

8:17 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When you have Co-Ed
Bathrooms you cannot prevent
This kind of horror

8:19 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Reporter covers
Hairy Fat Guy Olympics
She’ll never go back

8:22 am January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His belly button
Contains a lint ball so big
That it would crush Dawn

8:24 am January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jan Goodall’s latest
experiment on silver
douchebacks going strong.

8:29 am January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jane rethinks career
in animal husbandry
after “milking” bear.

8:34 am January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Campus cops won’t have
hard time catching him. Follow
pasty, jiggling bear!

9:14 am January, 31 Sporange said...

Joey the Fat One
Wants the cheeks but gets the cheek
And still Squirts the Pert

9:25 am January, 31 The Dude said...

She is so damn cute
It’s impossible not to
Despise Furry Guy.

9:27 am January, 31 purpledrank said...

Poor dorm girl Jenny
Posting flyers for lost cat
Obese Yeti purrs

9:53 am January, 31 UFO Destroyers said...

That is a bottle
of shampoo, but I am still
happy to see you.

9:56 am January, 31 UFO Destroyers said...

Joey Fatone takes
to living in the hostel
with humility.
.
Knows Lance Bass had it
right when he told him to find
a sugar daddy.

10:05 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Messing with Sasquatch
She gives him raging blue balls
Harsh swirly follows

10:07 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

He’s thankful for the
Extra large tissue paper
Hairy butt, stuck turds

10:10 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Shower not working
He cleansed in water fountain
She’s now scarred for life

10:11 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

She’s director of
Horny assbang homo porn
Leaves shitprint on cheek

10:13 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Grotesque stretch mark dude
Bribes her to not discuss his
Cold water peen size

10:15 am January, 31 Morbo said...

Groupies don’t call on
Fatone no more, so he takes
more direct approach

10:15 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Please don’t drop towel
Seen enough saggy asses
At my local schvitz

10:16 am January, 31 Morbo said...

When she was 12, Jill
got backstage at N-Sync show.
Memories flood back

10:20 am January, 31 Morbo said...

Urban legend at
State U. says: roam Jones Hall at
midnight, freak appears

11:27 am January, 31 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Water still dripping
Down his taut, manly physique,
Leaning in for- BEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNSSS!!!!!!

11:36 am January, 31 HCwDB_NYC said...

Post coitus Andy
showers. Jen, now sober,
dresses, fake smiles, runs.

11:39 am January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“What’s the password?” leers
Janitor Bob. “I won’t yell
rape” says co-ed Jill.

12:02 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Don’t sneak into dorm
late or you will get mauled by
psych lab test subjects.

1:24 pm January, 31 FoghornLeghorn said...

Don’t go in the sun!
Hairy and pale has
pheromone effects.
.
I laughed out loud at “Squirt the pert. . .” and “”Call me Ishmael”.

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