Friday, January 31, 2014
Friday Haiku
Hirsute Love Buddha
Lurks the dorm halls, threatens to
drop the hose towel.
Squirt the Pert, Joey!
Squirt that Pert, dude, Squirt that Pert
C’mon, squirt the Pert
— saulgoode42
Worse than the “Friend Zone”
Goofy Greg has zero game
Placed in “Palcatraz”
— Bag Em Tag Em
Call me Ishmael
Is the start of Moby Dick
Just call this guy dick
— DoucheyWallnuts
Jan Goodall’s latest
experiment on silver
douchebacks going strong.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Poor dorm girl Jenny
Posting flyers for lost cat
Obese Yeti purrs
— purpledrank
There is no doubt that
Evil Yellow Sunball would
disapprove of this.
Squirt the Pert, Joey!
Squirt that Pert, dude, Squirt that Pert
C’mon, squirt the Pert
In the years to come
When his hair starts to fall out
Beard and back transplant
Worse than the “Friend Zone”
Goofy Greg has zero game
Placed in “Palcatraz”
Call me Ishmael
Is the start of Moby Dick
Just call this guy dick
One thing is for sure
That she makes my primary
Sex organ tingle
The only Super
Bowl for this poo is the one
That flushes them down
Jenny shows us all
How many fingers of scotch
It will take tonight
Ms. Kroeger in glee
Reverend Chad Kroeger has
First bath in fort-night.
It puts the hose in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Big towel hose.
She don’t shave his back
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Jenny looks like my
Teen second cousin. Is it
Wrong to have hard-on?
Reanimated
Zyzz. “Don’t shave me Bro!” Wants to
Play with new cock, Bro.
Don’t eat ham, he says
Except for one time right now
Swallow my pork sword
Choose Body Waxing
Advertising campaign needs
A better spokesman
Samurai Saul grabs
for his dick prothesis
Gangrene Tool comes off!!
She struggles to stay
Conscious during assault by
Lycanthropic mess
Princess Leia wards
off a mountain of horny
ewoks. Wiki wiki!
He will use the Pert
To lubricate his schvantz whilst
He pleasures himself
Dawn wishes she had
Bear repellent in her purse
Instead of raw meat
Man-beast’s penis throbs
As he moves in for the kill
Next, towel will drop
When you have Co-Ed
Bathrooms you cannot prevent
This kind of horror
Reporter covers
Hairy Fat Guy Olympics
She’ll never go back
His belly button
Contains a lint ball so big
That it would crush Dawn
Jan Goodall’s latest
experiment on silver
douchebacks going strong.
Jane rethinks career
in animal husbandry
after “milking” bear.
Campus cops won’t have
hard time catching him. Follow
pasty, jiggling bear!
Joey the Fat One
Wants the cheeks but gets the cheek
And still Squirts the Pert
She is so damn cute
It’s impossible not to
Despise Furry Guy.
Poor dorm girl Jenny
Posting flyers for lost cat
Obese Yeti purrs
That is a bottle
of shampoo, but I am still
happy to see you.
Joey Fatone takes
to living in the hostel
with humility.
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Knows Lance Bass had it
right when he told him to find
a sugar daddy.
Messing with Sasquatch
She gives him raging blue balls
Harsh swirly follows
He’s thankful for the
Extra large tissue paper
Hairy butt, stuck turds
Shower not working
He cleansed in water fountain
She’s now scarred for life
She’s director of
Horny assbang homo porn
Leaves shitprint on cheek
Grotesque stretch mark dude
Bribes her to not discuss his
Cold water peen size
Groupies don’t call on
Fatone no more, so he takes
more direct approach
Please don’t drop towel
Seen enough saggy asses
At my local schvitz
When she was 12, Jill
got backstage at N-Sync show.
Memories flood back
Urban legend at
State U. says: roam Jones Hall at
midnight, freak appears
Water still dripping
Down his taut, manly physique,
Leaning in for- BEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNSSS!!!!!!
Post coitus Andy
showers. Jen, now sober,
dresses, fake smiles, runs.
“What’s the password?” leers
Janitor Bob. “I won’t yell
rape” says co-ed Jill.
Don’t sneak into dorm
late or you will get mauled by
psych lab test subjects.
Don’t go in the sun!
Hairy and pale has
pheromone effects.
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I laughed out loud at “Squirt the pert. . .” and “”Call me Ishmael”.