Friday, January 10, 2014

Friday Thoughts and Links

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Crimson Paul Bunyon says, “Be cool, stay in school!”

Hard Mom Margie is having none of Crimson Paul Bunyon’s randomly placed sweat stain.

She believes it to be ruse.

After all, isn’t all of sweat simply a ruse? A fake? A con? An attempt to tell the body that one is cooler than one is, or attact a mate by virtue of the demonstrative power of physical labor?

Yup. I’se babbling again.

I blame the lack of coffee.

Here’s yer links:

Your HCwDB Buy Some Shit After Clicking on This Link Amazon Link of the Week: “So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.”

A hearty tip of the Ubiquitous Red Cup to the Lost Coast Outpost blog for Wednesday’s HCwDB shoutout.

Meanwhile on Facebook, Hot Chick with Douchebags is upset to discover she’s on Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

Douchetard Chris Brown goes full douchetard. Never go full douchetard.

Obamacare targets the douchebag crowd. I can see why when our Prez starts busting ‘bag hand gestures.

Without using the word douchebag, the great Louis C.K. explains the HCwDB problematic.

Word to the wise: When home for the holidays, skip the mephadrone.

The greatest news of 2014 is already here: David Lynch to film 25 year followup to Twin Peaks. Yes.

The real fratbags in college these days? The Quakers. Because it isn’t a party until someone loses a testicle.

College student writes a letter to Bic Pens complaining that his Bic pen only writes “huge cocks.” Bic Pen customer service responds thusy.

This list of New York institutions that are now out of business or gone makes my soul weep.

Shawn Valentino is… The Showstopper. Next-gen douchebaggery at its rankest.

Women with big butts are smarter and healthier. Well, duh.

Godbags.

Okay, that’s enough of that. Have some:

Hallmonitorpear

Ya done good, kid.

# posted by douchebag1
12:20 pm January, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hard Mom Margie looks like a good ole time. I’m guessing the words “I’m not doing that” will never come out of her mouth whilst in bed.

12:25 pm January, 10 TundraTom said...

Canuck d-bag hunter here so I have no skin in the game, but how pathetic is it of your country and your President that you have to pump ObamaCare with an ad like that? How horrible of a policy must it be if you need to scrape under the barrel to get the d-bags to sign up so that it is viable?

That is all for politics. Pear please.

12:46 pm January, 10 DouceYouWannaDance said...

1) The “smarter & healthier” link is broken.
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2) The “hallmonitorpear”… the BIC pen story had a link to “Jan Selter: The most Instagrammed ass in the world”, and the “hallmonitorpear” photo was among them. Nice to know the name of a pear-model. 🙂

1:09 pm January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Helen Gunt

1:40 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

@ DYWD:
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You have made a stunning discovery. Jen Selter may well be America’s answer to Argentina’s Fenny…
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1:43 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

I don’t say this often (enough), but…
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I’d pee in her butt.
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Callipygians

1:45 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine I’d eat canned chili out of it.
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Hell, I’d eat canned chili out the ass of a dead army mule.

1:46 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine she sweetens her Cheerios by dipping her butt plug into them.

1:46 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine when she wipes it magically turns the toilet paper into bacon.

1:47 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine she doesn’t pass gas, she passes Chanel No. 5
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1:51 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine it made the Governor of Florida write her doo-doo a letter, Child.
And you know that she’s gonna hafta potty train the chairman Mao;
By this time I guess you’ve figured out about Florida.
Turn the muddy water in the Vaseline stains.
They be makin’ tadpoles the size of Mercury’s in Florida.
They be tellin’ Julio Iglesias just what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man –
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
’cause all the sausages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in the traffic jam…

1:52 pm January, 10 DarkSock said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine her sphincter is made of rose petals.
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2:00 pm January, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine her menstrual juices are the 58th Heinz variety

2:01 pm January, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Jen Selter’s ass is so fine doggy style is now called “Selting”

2:05 pm January, 10 Vin Douchal said...

BTW – fuckfaces, great seats shit game last night. B’s lose again on this tough roadie .
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Check out THIS shot from my cellie cell during the heated action
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Also, Lucic was close enough to hear me yell, “Get in the fucking game Looch!”
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Herobrine

2:15 pm January, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hard Mom Margie, aka Kimberley in previous posts, has those farm semi-fresh, Mid West slobber knockers that gyrate, bounce and jiggle in ways that heretofore were thought impossible and I for one approve.
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Crimson Paul Bunyon is Rane Quinn who plays one of the newest bikers in Sons of Anarchy.
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Jen Selter = instant Renob

2:30 pm January, 10 The Dude said...

Regarding the lead pic, Helen Hunt can still pull the Bunyans.

2:46 pm January, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ actually the the guys name is Rusty Coones he’s a Hells Angel, Bike builder and musician. Hard Mom Margie, aka Kimberley might just be a groupie the kind FZ would’ve been proud to sing a song about.

2:55 pm January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think Jen Selter must be a Jew. I’ll go check…..

3:01 pm January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

………………..I don’t know. I’m putting a $50 bet to the first one to prove she’s not a Jew. She’s got the frame. She got the drive to turn her little girl body she was blessed with into a lithe panther-like machine like a Jewess (respect) only could. She had a business model in mind to use this here interwheb to her advantage and shit. I still don’t know what Instagram (newly found respect)iss but she’s a smart Jew broad and I’d hit it. A bit of the nose thing from the front too.
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Gentiles

3:31 pm January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thanks for giving me half the page Dark Sock. Does that mean that less is more? And by less

3:34 pm January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I don’t care if that guy is a biker or not. He looks like he could have The Ass Gonorrhea.

3:38 pm January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

With an ass like that she’s gotta be part Sicilian. Na mean?

4:04 pm January, 10 Wheezer said...

Selter decided to skip college for Internet fame. She wouldn’t tell the Post how much she makes, but so far, has landed deals with NYC water company NY20 and nutrition supplement company Game Plan Nutrition, as a spokeswoman. And, says her butt has helped her rake in “a lot more money than a graduate would be making.”
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‘Sock, if you pee in that butt, you’re set for life, Son.
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Goldtrigger

4:04 pm January, 10 Wheezer said...

That quote above^ was from DW’s link, BTW. Yes, I read it.
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Pictures

4:54 pm January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.

5:33 pm January, 10 The Dude said...

Gold pee-err.

5:45 pm January, 10 The Dude said...

Selter leaves me dickbroken.

9:57 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Not only was LBJ a Soviet Jew, he also had tits.

10:39 am January, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That’s a lot of nice pear.
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But don’t forget about the tits.
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http://www.zootoday.com/girls/cover-girls/38-mega-boobs-in-one-big-breasted–bra-busting–dd-beating-gallery

12:18 pm January, 11 Douchble Helix said...

I was gonna mention how my ex-wife posted the big butts = smart & healthy broad on facebook, and how by The Chief posting it here my so-called life has gone full circle. (I don’t think I sent him the link.)
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Then somebody, but not Wheezer, figures out who the pear is by sheer luck.
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So much for my dopey little karmic story.

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