Friday, January 31, 2014

Friday Thoughts and Links

Two boobs.

And two boobs.

Thank you. I will be here all of the week. Be sure to tip your hostess. Try the veal. In Soviet Union, ears aren’t only on corn, they also on walls! Whatta country!

Not a lot o’ links on this quiet end-of-January Friday.

Your humb narr’s little one, BC1, is turning six months old. Sheeeeiiiittttt. Changing diapers and passing out by 8pm is the new going out to Hollywood parties and hitting on hot starlets hoping to break into the biz. So they tell me.

Meh.

Feh.

Feta.

Vera Farmiga.

Mmm… Farmiga.

Here’s yer links:

Your HCwDB Click on this Link and Buy some Shit on Amazon to Support the Site Link of the Week: “Well it’s Ninth and Hennepin
All the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes, And the moon’s teeth marks are on the sky, Like a tarp thrown all over this, And the broken umbrellas like dead birds, And the steam comes out of the grill, Like the whole goddamn town’s ready to blow…”

Bored this weekend? An interesting article from Salon on the middle-aging of the unfortunately labeled “Generation X.” Lots of cliches but some interesting points made. Oh Winona, where art thy hottness to save us now?

Why all those years of drinking cheap bum wine was good for your humble narrator.

Bruce Springsteen’s recollections of the late folk singer Pete Seeger resonate with the historical importance of music across time. Don’t ever forget that. No matter how many Biebers make meaningless noise, music can change the world.

For my Canadian readers: Pictures of Rob Ford getting tickled.

Nooooooo!!!!! Just when I think we’re winning.

Some website calls Made Man attempts some HCwDBian mock with middling success.

Librarian Hotts go digital.

Fashion dos and don’ts. No word on doe.

Okay, ’nuff of that.

Workoutpear

Stretch that one, Opus.

# posted by douchebag1
1:46 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the last of the Boomers and first cohort of X’ers I say,…What? Vera Farmiga for my penis. I like booze and Rob Ford. Fuck fashion! I’ll wear socks and sandles till the nursing home kicks me out for lighting my bedding on fire with roaches and Absinthe.

1:47 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Pear is the Jen girl with the ass.

1:49 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Pete Seeger!

1:59 pm January, 31 The Dude said...

It’d be scary but funny if that 10-year-old Canadian Bieber girl lived in Rob Ford’s belly.

2:50 pm January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I second The Rev vis a vis Seeger. They tried jamming that crap music down our throats in grammar school in the early 70s. Unlistenable, elitist claptrap.

3:18 pm January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

With all a this hoopla with the Super Bowl, I’mst reminded of the time I was on the set for one a Bob Hope’s Super Bowl Specials.
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Although I don’t remember too much as I wound up in the sack with Ann Jillian and Audry Landers and her twin sister, I can’t remember what the Fucc her name was, who was a real Spinner.
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We was standing around at the bar during filming – everyone was all lit up whenever Bob did one a his shows – and Ann Jillian came up to me an tole me I gave her a “Lady Boner.” A Lady Boner, she says.

She started rubbin my Joint as she was pressin her Charlies up against me. I was feelin good and she felt that. Na mean? 
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Her and the Landers chicks were freaks and she said they had a suite at the Hilton right near where they was filmin in Burbank. So we split that scene and made our own scene. I learned many things that night, my friends. Although I was never quite clear on the Lady Boner thing.
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My only regret was that we couldn’t coax Lola Falana to come and join us. It would a been a feather in my helmet if that Octaroon Minx had been part of the party. Octaroon Minx, I says.
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So anyways, Seahawks 24-21.

4:28 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I sucked Lola Falana’s cock once at the first of Rich Little’s farewell tours in ’89.
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Cunnilingtriloquists

5:36 pm January, 31 Vin J Douchal said...

Road to Vegas . Think I’m throwing out the sanity and taking them asshole Seahawks, too. Choice between Peyton cocksmoke and smarmy bukake grin Pete Carroll. Can’
t stand either one. Gotta bet with the brain not the hate tasting bile

8:29 pm January, 31 Steve said...

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8

8:55 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

Damn…Where has Rich Little been?
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And Medusa O? And Scrotato?

10:08 pm January, 31 ehcuodouche said...

This is the kind of thing you started DB1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM

10:37 pm January, 31 The Dude said...

Denver by 17 because Steve Carroll is a complete and total douchebag. And, he’s an asshole. And douchey.

11:21 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking insomnia. It’s 2:30 and I’m sitting here listening to fucking Pete Seeger’s favorites songlist.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdwxFsthI

5:01 pm February, 1 DarkSock said...

i would lick every toad in her pond

5:04 pm February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

After all the pussies complained about it being too cold in NJ, the game time temp will be in the 40s tomorrow.
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I love bourbon almost as much as masterbation and frottage.
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If I could meet anyone, it would be The Rev.
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For all the mock, at the end of the day, I’d probably bang 99.99% of all of the bleeths who have appeared on this site.
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Remember when athletes were more concerned with getting AIDS during competition rather than concussions? That made sense…

6:09 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thanks Douchey. If I can get rid of my scrotal lymphodema, they might let me back into the club and I’ll be in the Jerz this summer. I’m going to get concussed on the weed and dream of venereal disease and swinging boobs. Broncos.
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http://www.goodlandcc.com/

11:22 pm February, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

Sheeeit … slate article on GenX midlife crisis? Sorry but I literally wrote the book on GenX midlife crisis.
Inferno Los Angeles

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