Thursday, January 16, 2014

Fritz Von Helmut Says "Guten Tag, Mein Hotties!"

FritzVonHelmut

Fritz Von Helmut has ze mad game, ya?

What about Rusty, ya? He bringin und game too, ya?

In an unrelated historical footnote, Fritz Von Helmut’s grandparents did not like my grandparents.

# posted by douchebag1
8:18 am January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nazi Bags

8:21 am January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Whyte Hype

8:23 am January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Aryan Ablation

8:26 am January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fritz the Scat

8:27 am January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Helmut Polisher

8:32 am January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The fat one on the right looks like a Servant to und Penis, to to the Füher.

8:45 am January, 16 The Dude said...

Ze blonde will soon learn that Herr Helmut has a tiny schwanzstucker.

9:23 am January, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fritz von Helmut says, “meine kleine lila Helm is so swollen!”
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Blonden von Bimbenstein says “Ihre kleine lila Helm macht mich kichern!”

9:24 am January, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Creepiest baglings ever ! But blond Inga looks like she knows how to handle the weinershnitzel

9:41 am January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Blonde Inga looks like she knows how to Schwaebische the Alb.

10:03 am January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

That hat must snap on Helmut’s head like a Lego

10:04 am January, 16 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Red’s got Shop Butt?

10:47 am January, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

Is it still the 70’s in parts of Germany?

10:58 am January, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“Vee love zee black faces und zee hip-hop, yoooo!’

12:00 pm January, 16 UFO Destroyers said...

Fritz und Rusty take styling cues from Rusty from European Vacation.
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Random musing from the IMDB: European Vacation’s Rusty is Blake Lively’s half-brother. The internets are a wonderful thing whilst at work.

12:28 pm January, 16 SonnyChibaChoad said...

from the German part of Alsace….Kristalldouchebagnacht

2:08 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

There will be much wiping of Schwantzes uponst Vorhangs.

3:49 pm January, 16 DadBag said...

ya know, other than these two, most of them look like they’re about to try it again…

5:59 pm January, 16 Douchble Helix said...

That Jay Mohr sure can pull the hotts.

3:59 am January, 17 Guid is Good said...

Fritz Von Helmut’s day job is a hair model at Legoland.

4:30 pm January, 21 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

Ja, Alsace is where I am from. And DB1, sorry about that whole 1936 – 1945 thing.

ASvB

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