Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy 2014!!

MackTheNozzle

Happy New Year!!

May all of your wildest dreams come true in 2014.

And may the douchenozzles macking on the hotts continue to be shunned and mocked by an evolving society that can and must know better.

# posted by douchebag1
8:48 am January, 1 Wheezer said...

Dafft Duckworth doesn’t know it’s douche hunting season.

9:05 am January, 1 The Dude said...

wtf is he drinking? A dildo?

9:39 am January, 1 FredN. said...

That chick from “What Not To Wear” got implants.
http://www.blogcdn.com/jobs.aol.com/articles/media/2011/01/stacy-london-293nm122110.jpg

9:57 am January, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One crazy New Year’s Eve me, Joey Bishop, Jackie Gleason, Goulet, Steve and Edie, Joey Hetherton, Jake LaMotta, Zsa Zsa, and Lucy Arnez was at an orgy party in Corfu in them Greek Islands over there in Greece. Gleason bankrolled these Greek Skin Flicks that they’d film over there that was copies a them Greek Methodology Gods and Goddesses stories. And shit.
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The Greeks would use one a the uninhibited islands that none a them Greeks lived on and recreate the stories about their Gods but with them doing all kinds a sex stuff. I was never one for that Greek stuff so I never knew what the fuck was going on. Even with the sex, the Greeks had all kinds a wacky shit they was doing that I wasn’t into. I mean that shit about Greeks and The Ass Sex is true, but that don’t begin to tell the story.
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So we had been out at this island called Kythros where they had this whole crew filming this X-rated Greek Methodology story about how Zeus, who was a fuckin guy, gave birth to his daughter, Athena, by swallowin some other Greek God dame and then havin his head split open and out jumped this broad Athena. Fuckin Greeks.
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Now since this was a Beaver Flick they had these actors and actresses all made up like the old Greeks but in costumes where you could see broads’ Charlies and the guys’ hairy Greek Joints. Hairy Greek Joints, I says.
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In the original stories, these old Greek Gods could change form, so in this flick in one scene this Zeus is Zeus bangin a serphant, then he’s a serphant bangin the dame, then both Zeus and the dame are animals bangin each other. And let me tell you, these Greeks hadn’t never heard of the Miami Shaving Party. I ain’t never seen such hairy private parts in all my days and never coulda banged a girl who had a mop a black, greasy pubes like that. Madon! 
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I remember turning to Gleason and sayin as much, and he turns to me and says, “DW,” he says, “Twat is twat.” Twat is twat,” he says.
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Needless to say the rest of that trip was most memorable, especially with me ringin in the New Year by boffin a hairy Greek broad who was dressed like a serphant.

9:57 am January, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think we won the war on douchebags, Unfortunately the narcissism of the selfie only Narcissus can quelch.
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I had a great 2013 going back to work. The work may be dry, but the Reverend and Sir Leonard of Herb roll drunk and stoned. Obama’s only got a couple more years Sons. Chins up.
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Hungover as fuck.
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11:14 am January, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Man, i’d like to lay some pipe in that tight l’il package on our right! Then maybe give her a face painting with my man yogurt! More pics for HOH consideration??

12:00 pm January, 1 creature said...

Herbie gonna bang the hired help at boxing day housekeeping party

12:58 pm January, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Ever seen Ricky and The Rev in the same room at the same time?
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Just askin’.

2:18 pm January, 1 DadBag said...

That…thing on the right…may be his mom

3:35 pm January, 1 Douchble Helix said...

The Rev and his links retardation always craps me up.

4:34 pm January, 1 Douchesdownunder said...

Lass on the left seems to think she’s in a porn film right now, waiting for something to erupt out of that strange blue bottle all over her implants, tongue at the ready.

9:07 pm January, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ho! Onto the breach brothers a salutation of stigmata like so many before…is there life out of my face? I’ma as drunk as a Polynesian (respe orgiosity). My eyes stained red with the knowl

9:36 am January, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Holy 1985. It’s Chet douche nee Bill Paxton. I can’t hate on this flashback. I can only hope he passes out and/or chokes on his own vomit before he ends up face down in the prisoner position with that man he is fondling on top of him.

4:12 pm January, 2 French Word for Shower said...

“Hello? McFly?!?!?”

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