Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Headband Joey and Innocent Irene Spend a Quiet Evening in Vegas
In an unrelated story, I am out of HoHos. Like zero. In the house.
I have baby formula. But no HoHos.
This is an unacceptable development.
It’s worse than the if the Polar Vortex brought an army of twerking zombie Nazis holding 80s boomboxes over their heads playing the latest Robin Thicke.
Yeah I used that link before as a joke. And I’ll use it again.
HoHos I says.
Bring them to me.
Carly-Rae Flotsam
Selena Gomer
Britney Sneers
Carly Smylin
Leanne Grimes
His dick is so small it’s called SQUEE.
10:1 she goes home with the glowstick.
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Strobe lights.
She barely looks legal. Better check that I.D. Headband Joey.
Queefer Sutherland
Is she holding a Light Saber? Princess Lay-ya?
This sounds like some shenanigans the Rev or Jacques might be a party to… or maybe even me.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/vagina-as-holster-675432
Old bags partying with underage hotts is the new Vegas thing..
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.haven’t you heard?
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All it takes is a line pass, a wad of Benjamins and some designer drugs carefully stashed in your headband or tighty-whities and you are home free…..
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.And by “home free” I mean you get to take the HPV home with you after an evening listening to her tell you how “amazing” everything is….and how Lady Gaga is a “goddess”…. in between bouts of trying to get her to swallow your man mustard.
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.Man mustard, I says.
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.Don’t ask me how I know these things.
Miley Virus
Lindsay Nohands
Ashley Holes, son.
@ Rev Chad
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I hate to ask but is this one of your relatives?
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Yikes!
KeC$ha
Lady GagGag
Taylor Sniffed
His is headband missing an F or and R?, Frank Mercurio is not impressed.
Nicky Menage
@DW
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I dig a chick that’s into GIV.
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Dr.Bunsen
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That’s my drunk mother. What a fucking dirty whore. Good shape for 73 I must say. Ask DW. He knows. And may I suggest that I be the first to call cunt. Son.
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And I may be drunk and stoned, but I only have to lower one more liver enzyme to get my licence back. And as soon as I get it back, I’m going to find this chick for some Mc’ Lovin.
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Fuck you all.
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https://twitter.com/DWStweets
That Schultz broad can be seen here.
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VIPissy.com
‘Twas a quee dude stuck in the 80’s
Who resembled a douchie Ray Davies
But his Kink was confined
To his raw behind
And the local mens choir’s cocck gravies
See you dudes later. I’m hanging around http://www.VIPissy.com for a while. I love the watersports. Am I wrong when I say that. Watersports, I says. Son
Innocent Irene – who may not be so innocent – looks far too young for Headband Joey.
AAAAAGH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER ARM!?!?!>!
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