Thursday, January 2, 2014

Herpster Frank is Not Really a Hustler

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It is, how the kids say, ironical.

Librarian Patricia is stern in her warnings to me not to extend my allotted time at the microfiche machine. I apologize, but her disciplinarian stance requires me to shine her boots using ony a nearby dishrag and a gallon of egg whites. I apologize profusely. But Patricia is not moved. And so I whimper softly in the 600.00-600.75 section. Which covers technology.

# posted by douchebag1
10:45 am January, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Ask Sock about 798

10:47 am January, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have a hunch that Patricia is not a real librarian. The stoic, dark robed watchers evoke visions of black candle ceremonies, pentacles, and molasses covered orgies. I don’t think this is TGI Fridays.

10:55 am January, 2 Dr Magnifico said...

Patricia keeps the glasses on when being facialised. That’s her hustle.

10:55 am January, 2 Dr Magnifico said...

Patricia keeps the glasses on when being facialized. That’s her hustle.

11:01 am January, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

Easy, DB1.
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It’s the glasses; they’re just a Supernormal stimulus.
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Break the stare by shifting your gaze, to Frank.

11:29 am January, 2 Tits McGee said...

Dewey humor… outstanding. Kids that say “ironical” know nothing ’bout no card catalogs.
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And I’m with Dude McC: the only book Patricia has ever opened, she promptly closed after realizing it did not have pictures.

12:22 pm January, 2 The Dude said...

Patricia can fondle my liberries with her decimals.

12:46 pm January, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’mst a bit disappointed by the direction of the Douche/Bleeth evolution. More precisely, the lack of a direction. Whilst many societal abborations have become more abborant – Miley Cyrus, Pop Music, broadcast TV, society – the D/B crowd has become quite bland and quite frankly, less-than offensive.
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I feel pity more than disgust when I look at what has become of the what we consider to be douches and bleeths. I miss the muscle bound meat wacker and his distaff and equally freakish date. Take this banner photo; except for his lack of hair, the “douche” is as fem as any broad who has disgraced the pages here.
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The hipster, neck beard, mouth breathing douches of today make me sad. Rather than fill me with hate and disgust, I am filled with the old ennui.

12:53 pm January, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Disagree, Charles. A supernormal stimulus is exaggerated stimulus to which there is a per-existing response. So if you are programmed to like the schlong, than an 18 inch schlong is a supernormal stimulus.
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Glasses are a mild paraphilia. A sexual response to largely non-sexual objects and situations, probably due to simple imprinting.

1:31 pm January, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^^ Meh is right. Hott chick looks genuinely happy to be posing. Dude is playing the hand he was dealt. No douche infractions and go in peace.

2:00 pm January, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

@ Dude McCrude – Brilliant!
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I conflated object with a trait evoking a coevolved stimulus. And I stand gratefully corrected.
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And by corrected, I mean in agreement with DW’s ennui.
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That pejorative self-aggrandizement by early 21st century douchebag. That’s the good stuff.

6:32 pm January, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m not sure what McCrude is saying! but I do know glasses on a cute chick gives me the renoBs. And if by imprinted he means ejaculate, I agree.

11:11 pm January, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I think she is hot and the glasses help. Makes her look brainy. As opposed to herpster Fred, looking sort of brain dead. Those butt plug earrings he’s sportin’ really got things going on for him.

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