Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Joey Uvula Shows Ashley His BlingTatt

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When bling + tatt becomes blingtatt, then and only then, The Golem will rise.

And by Golem, I mean Joey Uvula’s happy pants.

And by rise, I mean shift disquietly in his gym shorts from left to right.

# posted by douchebag1
12:09 pm January, 7 Wheezer said...

Is he a former high school wrestlerbag? That would explain his onesie.

1:05 pm January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dudes got some bad stitches. Young Frankenpeen.
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1:24 pm January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For the life of me I cannot figure out what’s in the background….

1:25 pm January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that a canopy bed or some kind of hellish puppet show stage?

1:26 pm January, 7 jonezy said...

My Dick is so big it’s finally responding to yesterday’s comments

1:27 pm January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m also wondering what lithe young Ashley might be saying…
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Ashley sez; “See this, right here in my hair?!! That’s cum, you fuck!”

1:29 pm January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it has to go through airport security. Twice.

1:33 pm January, 7 jonezy said...

while watching a nice game of American punt and catch on Sunday, we discussed the annual fantasy-style contest of “who will die this year”?
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As many of the candidates undoubtedly ran with the DW crowd, I wonder, “whose you gots?”
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While watching the Mel Brooks AFI lifetime achievement ceremony, a most crypt-keeper like Gene Wilder had to video conference in with his praise. Dude is about to be re-united with Gilda, ya know whatImean?
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What are the oddsmakers saying D-dubs? Is it finally Abe Vigoda’s year?
http://www.abevigoda.com/

1:54 pm January, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I believe Ashley is saying “like, O.M.G., I just found this douchebag leprechaun and its not even St. Patrick’s Day.”

1:55 pm January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big it looks like Abe Vigoda.

2:05 pm January, 7 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

I say we give midgetbags a notta and go in your wee little peace.
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Dinklages.

2:25 pm January, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Meanwhile, at a trailer park in Georgia…..

Honey Boo Boo Family
Injured in Bad Car Wreck

Honey Boo Boo and her family were in a bad car crash Monday night … TMZ has learned.

Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, Pumpkin and Jessica were all passengers in the car driven by Sugar Bear.

Sources tell us … they were at a red light, waiting to turn left. The light turned green and Sugar Bear began the turn. A guy driving a truck was allegedly speeding in the opposite direction with his lights off and crashed into them.

Members of the family were taken to a local hospital … an ambulance showed up, but Mama June tells TMZ … the EMTs were going to take them to a hospital they didn’t like so they went to another hospital in an SUV driven by their bodyguard.

Pumpkin says Sugar Bear has a contusion on his back, Mama June has a back and neck sprain, Honey Boo Boo hit her head against a passenger window and has a headache, and Pumpkin herself has severe chest bruises and is having panic attacks.

And June tells TMZ … “We’ve only had that Suburban for 6 months and it’s not even paid off yet.”

2:25 pm January, 7 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big white trash families live in its pores.

3:00 pm January, 7 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like someone let the air out of Zyzz’ ass
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And speaking of celebrity crushes, how’s about Cheryl Hines ? How’s about Cheryl Hines felating a banana?

3:41 pm January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big White Trash families think it’s a Double Wide.

4:07 pm January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big it saw Vin’s banana picture and reminded me of this video I had saved for the non-Douchie awards. Praise be to Jah….Son. Didn’t Zyzz died?

4:07 pm January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops. Stooooned.
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4:14 pm January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I forgot to tell ya’s. That Janet Yellen is the endgame in the Zionist Conspiracy to enslave us all by the Bush/Rothchilds/Etc. bunch. So be Jammin’ while we still have the interwheb.

10:08 am January, 9 DadBag said...

Termite trail tattoos…so hot.

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