Thursday, January 30, 2014

Lester Bothers His Sister's Best Friend Kimberly

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Lester was not invited to his sister’s pre-med study pizza party.

But Lester done rolled up his sleeves.

And Lester gon’ leave his mark.

And by mark, I mean awkward falsetto queries of “what’s your major?” followed by a steadfast refusal to fix the blinds no matter how many times Kimberly points at them.

# posted by douchebag1
11:25 am January, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

If you’re gonna party with Lester, close the blinds. You certainly wouldn’t want your neighbors to know…
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And Kimberly FTW, with her Jenny McCarthy I’m-an-11-but-inside-just-a-regular-schmo-like-you, face.

11:26 am January, 30 bruinflak said...

Notta. I hope Lester knocks the bottom out of that chick.

11:35 am January, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Long skinny fingers on a hot girl are sexy. Maybe it means she isn’t prone to fat assedness later in life? Tight cooter? Hips won’t explode after child birth? Plays a mad Stravinksy on piano? Gives a heavenly “Handy”?
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Let’s see her poke him hard in the eyes with ’em, Moe Stooge-style.

12:56 pm January, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kimberly has elicited a bothering in my pants.

1:07 pm January, 30 Douche Wayne said...

HoH

1:08 pm January, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Christ, even her TONGUE is perfect. And I still haven’t seen Lester yet. Still looking . . .

1:08 pm January, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like her and I call maybe 17 and 11 months old. And by 17 and 11 months old I mean I like her in a funny flicker of youth in my nethers kind of way. Look at the youthful back arch.
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Pedos

1:13 pm January, 30 Douche Wayne said...

I dunno, Rev, I’m thinking she’s a well-preserved 28.

1:42 pm January, 30 Dr Magnifico said...

I say split the difference at 23. She’s HoH material in any case.

1:46 pm January, 30 eyedouche said...

Putz? Maybe.. DB? Notta. Just jealous and that’s not a reason to call ‘bag…

1:55 pm January, 30 Douche Wayne said...

YEAH HE DOESN’T SEEM THAT BAD BUT LET’S ALL JUST AGREE HE’S A HUGE TUMBLING DOUCHEWEED SO WE MAY CONTINUE TO OOGLE KIMBERLY.

Silent Partners

1:56 pm January, 30 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

In a million years I will never understand how you leave the fucking blinds that way. For that alone Lester should be beaten with a bag of fish hooks.

2:02 pm January, 30 Douche Wayne said...

In the past, DB1 has stretched the definition of “hot chick” so that we may be presented with and mock a prime example of a douchebag.

I say we all pay him the same respect and stretch the definition of “douchebag” when it allows for the presentation and oogle of hottie suckle-cleavite and nibble-shoulder.

2:41 pm January, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d wax her nubile ass. She has a friendly, “If you treat me nice I’ll be your secret lover and sign a gag order if you pay my rent look.” And by rent, I mean I’d cover it.
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Sons

3:03 pm January, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Oh so slight magenta/purple thong reveal FTW and by W I mean Woodrow.

4:04 pm January, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Eric Krasno , guitar funkster, has a new band. Check out this motherfucker on bass. JeeeHAYzuss
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Get Back, Eric Krasno and Ch 2

5:43 pm January, 30 DarkSock said...

Straighter your damn blinds.
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And wash the damn door. I know it’s dirty around the door knob region.
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Bothering, he says.

6:47 pm January, 30 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Young Neil Patrick Harris sure can pull the hotts. Although, in his case, I’m not sure why.

6:56 pm January, 30 Billy The Scrote said...

Hall of Scrote is tattooed on his forehead, he just doesn’t know it yet.

7:09 pm January, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Eric Krasno gets around. If you don’t know him from Soulive and Lettuce, as well as his solo album, you should.
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Kimberly has that fine blonde trail of hair running down the small of her back that catches the light in such a way to produce the instantaneous renoBs that result in a furious masterbatory session that irritates the glans whilst satisfying the libido,
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Hey Rev, have you ever Penis Slapped a Quebecouis Beeotch?

5:20 am January, 31 FoghornLeghorn said...

Lester may be a dork, but he’s not yet a douchebag. He’s wearing Mom jeans for crying out loud.
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I give him credit for being the first physics major ever to touch such a good looking butt.

5:38 am January, 31 FredN. said...

Everything about that chick is hot except her face. You guys are slipping.

6:04 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If i had a dollar for every time I penis slapped a french chick I’d have a dollar. If all robberies ended in a penis slap the world would be a safer, albeit smellier place. Cause robbers roll with a mucky cock.

3:16 pm January, 31 DadBag said...

She’s wearing pink undapants

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