Monday, January 6, 2014

Mack the Nozzle Refuses to Accept it's 2014

WheresMackTheNozzle

Somewhere in this hottie/douchey/tranny car crash of Paulwalkerian proportions (too soon?), HCwDB (non)legend Mack the Nozzle refuses to let go of 2008.

Refuses, he tells ya.

Eye tatts and stupidface will not go gently into that good after party.

# posted by douchebag1
2:01 pm January, 6 Guid is Good said...

I have seen train wrecks that look less like train wreck than that. The Peroxide Tranny Triplets should join a real circus.

2:05 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Cincinnati Bengals could use that crew.

2:53 pm January, 6 Guid is Good said...

The Nozz needs to join a new book club.

2:59 pm January, 6 Douchble Helix said...

The wind chill is minus 30 here. I’d rather be here than with that side show in Vegas.

3:21 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

Mack the – OMG those tits are huge – what?

3:25 pm January, 6 Vin Douchal said...

ACK ! That blonde monstrosity has a hold of your balls in a vice-like grip and won’t stop until you , like her, have a violent gender rearrangment.
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One look upon entering this room would cause me to wonder where the fucck I went wrong …. dregs

3:30 pm January, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

wow, that blond guy in the middle has huge boobs.
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and I’m with the two on the right. Just look away and try and forget you ever saw this frightening sight.

3:40 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If there’s two things I hate more than this picture it’s the post-New Year fitness craze and the anti-bullying movement.
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Because I wouldn’t be half the wreck I am without an anti-fitness attitude and all the beatings I gave bullies.
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Cunts

3:51 pm January, 6 Wheezer said...

I’ve hated this assmunch negative-image skunk since he was Archie McScrote.
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Fuck you, Archie.

4:24 pm January, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Agreed. But my hatred for this asshat is his association with the lovely Francine. I hope she just hung out and never let his filthy gorilla fingers anywhere near her delicious lady bits.

5:04 pm January, 6 Wheezer said...

Yes, he sullied the lovely Francine for far too long, though she did thankfully slip from his booger-picking clutches.

6:36 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, speaking of huge dicks…
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My dick is so big it has chest hair and a partial nipple.

6:36 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has partially formed lungs and can make sounds reminiscent of Matt Damon having an orgasm when it’s angry.

6:37 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it had a recurring guest spot on “Duck Dynasty” until they kicked it off the show after I shaved my balls.

6:38 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it takes 3 silverback gorillas and the only functioning U.S. Icebreaker, the “Polar Star”, to jack it off.

6:38 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it belches during sex.

6:38 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has to follow me to work in its own S.U.V.

6:39 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has to fly freight.

6:39 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it buys chapstick.
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What?

6:39 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has it’s own NFL franchise.

6:40 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big my feet have never touched the ground.

6:40 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

Your move.
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Dicks.

6:42 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has subwoofers.

6:43 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it made people forget the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee home movie hummer.

6:43 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big I can only have sex with human females while they’re having C-sections.

6:44 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big the USDA has declared it to not be “organic”.

6:44 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big farmers shave my balls with John Deere tractors.

6:44 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it makes Dark Sock’s dick giggle.
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Dick giggle, I says.

6:45 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it uses the Holland Tunnel as a cockk ring.

6:45 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it has its own congressional district.

6:45 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big Plinky’s Mom could almost feel it.
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Okay. I made that up.

6:46 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big two days after it jizzes that county looks like a dry lake bed.

6:46 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it needs to enroll itself in Obamacare.

6:47 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big the doctors that birthed me are still delivering it.

6:48 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big that it served as a stunt double for Sharknado.

6:49 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big Paul Burns gave up trying to do a documentary about it.

6:49 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it needs to wear 10 pairs of Beats head phones.

6:52 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has Live Oak infestations.

6:52 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it has its own weather system.

6:53 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big I can shave bacon off of it.

6:53 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has bark.

6:54 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it ejaculates fetuses.

6:54 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it was thought to cause Global Warming but now is blamed for ushering in the new Ice Age.

6:54 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big the Taliban signed an armistice with it.
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Armistice, I says.

6:57 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it used the Alaskan Pipeline as a catheter.

7:00 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it has feet.

7:01 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it’s mentioned in the Talmud.

7:07 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it has its own bowl game.

7:09 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it made Dick Vitale speechless.

7:10 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big my lower abdomen is reinforced with Adamantium.

7:15 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it doesn’t matter if she neglects the balls.

7:16 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big I went out in this hellish early winter and my cock didn’t shrink.

7:16 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big Alec Baldwin said, “Wow, that’s a big dick!”

7:17 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Geez, it’s about time Rev…

7:17 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, that it laughs at me.

7:19 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it has its own dog.

7:19 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, I’ve been pleasuring Mr. Kroeger with the Cialis whilst we were strategically considering her opening up a new firm for the last hour.

7:20 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dig is so big, I don’t use a hoe.

7:21 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, I still have a piss boner after errantly watching Joan Rivers on E!

7:22 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, I catamaran on it.

7:22 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, I used it as an outrigger.

7:23 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, it used to be blackish blue.

7:24 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, I’m going out to get more stoned …. and shit. Word sons.

8:15 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big aliens have visited it.

8:16 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it forces Canadians to do drugs.

8:17 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it was hacked by Guccifer.

8:23 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, I’ve been forced to do drugs. Wh?

12:51 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I fucked the Chunnel.

12:52 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big you can see what’s behind it due to gravitational lensing.

12:53 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big Donald Trump thinks it’s a hoax.

12:54 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

12:55 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it has a director’s cut.

12:57 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I use a Lockheed C-5 fuselage as a condom.

12:58 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it had breast reduction surgery.

12:59 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it drives around in a brand new Bugatti Veyron while I still drive an ’84 Toyota Camry.

1:01 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it has a dick. And my dick’s dick is still bigger than your dick.

1:03 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I have to use a map in order to jack off.

1:06 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it’s subject to DOT regulations, my balls have to carry chains, and I have to use air braking when fucking a chick.

1:06 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I shave my balls with a grain thresher.

1:07 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I’m really asleep right now, and my dick is typing this.

1:09 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I cum in short tons.

1:11 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I’m it’s bitch.

1:13 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

1:15 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I fuck culverts.

1:16 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big my asshole turns inside out whenever I get a boner.

1:19 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I fuck hydrogen and cum helium.

1:21 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big I can sit back on my balls like bean bag chairs.

1:22 am January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, I piss cold.

1:23 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it’s not measured in inches…it’s measured in horsepower.

1:25 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big is doesn’t affect the weather…it IS the weather.

1:28 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it ate a baby.

1:28 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big Dark Sock peed in it once.

6:18 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big there is 30 degree temperature difference from the base to the tip.

6:21 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big herpes is afraid of it.

6:40 am January, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

What a sausage festival!

6:53 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My dick is so big it ate the Dingo that ate the baby.

6:58 am January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big it smoked menthols.

6:59 am January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big it has its own big dick.

7:00 am January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big, it ha a HEMI.

7:00 am January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mt dick is so big it files taxes…late.

7:00 am January, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dick is so big it has a bus stop.

10:28 am January, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My dick is so big it taxis into vaginas.

12:05 pm January, 7 DarkSock said...

My dick is so big it has a lap.

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