Monday, January 6, 2014

Manuel The Crotchmasta Celebrates a New Week with Doublepear!

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For Manuel The Crotchmasta, every day is Sunday.

Except Tuesday.

That’s when he pimps out his monkey to a local organ grinder for peanuts.

And if you caught the three metaphors for whore coitus that I used in the previous sentence, you get a car!

# posted by douchebag1
8:13 am January, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Yeah, he needs double pear because those pears look smallish, and maybe a bit flabby.

8:20 am January, 6 DarkSock said...

Sometimes…rarely…a douche make-over is an improvement from the original. Even if a lateral move. Presenting Hugh Grant, the first ever cannibal to say “Oh…terribly sorry” as he puts you into the boiling water:
asssw

8:31 am January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I love how the threesome – two girls, one guy – has worked its way into the mainstream to the point where there is a national commercial for a Windows (I think) tablet that is steeped in threesome double entendre.

8:42 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bridget Jones Diarrhea

8:43 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One Flew Over The Poo-Poo Nest

8:43 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Boob, the Dad, and the Fugly

8:44 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Three Weddings and Throat Gonorreah

8:44 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mickey Jew Eyes

8:45 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pride and Jaundice

8:49 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rotting Hill

8:49 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sense and Sensimilliom

9:07 am January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Went Down on a Hooker

10:49 am January, 6 The Dude said...

Pearanormal Activity

12:58 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

The English Patient at the VD Clinic

12:59 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

Sex, Roofies and Videotape

1:00 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

Bone with the Wind

1:01 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

The Bangover

1:03 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

Driving It Up Miss Daisy

1:03 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

The Porn Identity
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Good grief, don’t I have anything else to do?

1:15 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

The Dirty Cousin

3:38 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

The Knobbit: The Desecration of Smut

3:38 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

The Ex-Spurtables

3:38 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

Cloud Shatless

3:40 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

The Secret Life of Walter’s Shitter

3:42 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

The Humper Games: Catching Jizz

3:42 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

47 Bonin’

3:43 pm January, 6 DarkSock said...

Walking With Herpes-Sores

10:02 pm January, 6 Guid is Good said...

Pimping out your monkey is a legitimate lifestyle choice.

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