Monday, January 6, 2014
Manuel The Crotchmasta Celebrates a New Week with Doublepear!
For Manuel The Crotchmasta, every day is Sunday.
Except Tuesday.
That’s when he pimps out his monkey to a local organ grinder for peanuts.
And if you caught the three metaphors for whore coitus that I used in the previous sentence, you get a car!
Yeah, he needs double pear because those pears look smallish, and maybe a bit flabby.
Sometimes…rarely…a douche make-over is an improvement from the original. Even if a lateral move. Presenting Hugh Grant, the first ever cannibal to say “Oh…terribly sorry” as he puts you into the boiling water:
I love how the threesome – two girls, one guy – has worked its way into the mainstream to the point where there is a national commercial for a Windows (I think) tablet that is steeped in threesome double entendre.
Bridget Jones Diarrhea
One Flew Over The Poo-Poo Nest
The Boob, the Dad, and the Fugly
Three Weddings and Throat Gonorreah
Mickey Jew Eyes
Pride and Jaundice
Rotting Hill
Sense and Sensimilliom
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Went Down on a Hooker
Pearanormal Activity
The English Patient at the VD Clinic
Sex, Roofies and Videotape
Bone with the Wind
The Bangover
Driving It Up Miss Daisy
The Porn Identity
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Good grief, don’t I have anything else to do?
The Dirty Cousin
The Knobbit: The Desecration of Smut
The Ex-Spurtables
Cloud Shatless
The Secret Life of Walter’s Shitter
The Humper Games: Catching Jizz
47 Bonin’
Walking With Herpes-Sores
Pimping out your monkey is a legitimate lifestyle choice.