Thursday, January 9, 2014

Mr. Ferret Poop

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Turns out Kimberly is majoring in animal scatology.

Or perhaps this kind of Scatology.

Either way, Mr. Ferret Poop, or F-Po to his friends, suggests a diet rich in fiber, nuts and grains.

# posted by douchebag1
1:30 pm January, 9 Tits McGee said...

Speaking of feces…
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Looks like a hippo ate Good Charlotte and this Jamoke came out the other end…

1:52 pm January, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

I’m likely inured from all the scrotewankery I’ve seen here this week. I can’t quite give him a notta, but this pic doesn’t arouse any ire.
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He’s got LOVE on his knuckles for christsakes, and those faded tattoos suggest he may ride (respect). And the fwippy hair, just seems well groomed.
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Inured, I says!
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Maybe I need a coffee…

2:25 pm January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mr Ferret Poop>Tebow

2:40 pm January, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Damn, I think he’s related to Dewey Crowe.

3:18 pm January, 9 DarkSock said...

Given the mention of things scatalogical on this post, I must urge you all to resist clicking on any links provided by Jacques Doucheteau.
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Avoid at all costs.
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Pukers.

6:32 pm January, 9 hermit said...

I often have a difficult time evacuating my bowels in mid-January. I say this not in an effort to gain sympathy, but as a matter of stark, digestive reality. I don’t attribute this condition to any lack of dietary fiber. I suspect it is due, in part, to my lifetime affinity for Contemporary Latvian Folk Music and government cheese.
Some years back I was involved in a brief, consensual, relationship with an orphaned Holstein calf whom I will refer to, in the interest of discretion, Rene. Sometimes, even now, my thoughts return to those romantic nights Rene and I spent together, both of us very young, and very much in love. Drinking fortified wine under the light of a Harvest Moon, the sound of country music carried across the fields from a distant farmhouse radio, and the odor of moist, fermented oats as the contents of her bowels tumbled to the barn floor with a satisfying thump.
I have only two beers left, so I won’t bore you with any further details, but I will render this one small piece of advice:
If you find true love, seize it, without fear, and never let it go.
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Fuck you all.

7:11 pm January, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is it me, or looking at his TWO pics, does this douche have one dinky left eye and one Big Ass right eye?

8:09 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That guy has Throat Gonorreah related conjuncitivtis.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536312/Student-slices-penis-stabbing-mother-high-meow-meow.html

8:13 pm January, 9 Steve said...

Paris Hilton has really let herself go.

8:13 pm January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kimberly’s clit is so big her midget lover uses it as a speed bag.

8:52 pm January, 9 DarkSock said...

hermit, before you die of cirrhosis next March I plead with you to finish your memoirs. It is, sadly, too late for Baron Von Goolo, who apparently has remitted himself long-term to his lower chambers to sit out his solar allergies.

9:37 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ya ever get stoned and think about boning Donna Brazile? That is some fine-looking, preppy-dressing, Smurf-haired Mulatress (respect) on the dark side, Jungle Fever shit ll,,,man.
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http://www.dateatrekkie.com/

11:00 pm January, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

nice photo of some Tatt Maggot and his mom

4:51 am January, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d bone Bobo Brazil before Donna Brazile.

4:25 pm January, 10 Wheezer said...

RevChad wants to pee in Donna Brazile’s cocoa butt.
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Benton Harborians

4:46 pm January, 12 WH said...

That would be the lead singer of Papa Roach, Mr. Jacoby Shaddix. No joke.

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