Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Mr. Pigeon Poop

Faux

This man is pigeon poop.

I have no analogies, similes, metaphors, or euphemisms to describe Suburban Tatt Seth Myers other than pigeon poop.

Kimberly deserves to not date pigeon poop.

I’m not sure how I know this. I don’t know Kimberly. But within the parameters of base assumptions, I’m going to presume she deserves better than Mr. Pigeon Poop simply due to the merits of her relatively Bleeth-free signifiers, shoulder tatt or not .

In a related story, while researching this post, I discovered that feral pigeons eat meat.

Watch out, Nice Malaysian Boychild!

Hitchcock.

Coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am January, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

I’m concerned that that’s his van in the background. And that it says “surprises”.

8:08 am January, 8 DarkSock said...

I think Kimberly is in fact his karmic punishment. She has that air of bitchiness…the kind where most of her replies in relationship spats (which she of course starts) are comprised of sardonicly regurgitated tropes such as “Really? Just…whatever…” and the timeless “Seriously??? Wow…just…wow”.
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And her tooter’s prolly kinda purplish.
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Welcome to Hell, Mr. P.P.

8:12 am January, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck you Seth Myers. Can’t wait for the 1-2 punch of FAIL about to attack late night TV.
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Tracy Morgans

9:05 am January, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small it looks like a pube.

9:06 am January, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small Chinese guys laugh at him.

9:07 am January, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small Kimberly considers herself a lesbian when she’s banging him.

9:36 am January, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mr. Pigeon Poop is getting a little long in the tooth to continue with that look. And I agree with Sock, Kimberly looks like a raving bitch.
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In a related story, it looks like someone needs to change Nice Malaysian Boychild’s diaper.

9:49 am January, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Pigeon Poop dick is so small it looks like he’s fucking himself.

9:57 am January, 8 DarkSock said...

Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small he jacks off with chopsticks.

9:57 am January, 8 DarkSock said...

Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small Ken dolls hit on him.

10:26 am January, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small, he’s jealous of his genital warts.

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