Monday, January 20, 2014

Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Two Wankers

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Dual Peaches Point offends Buckingham Palace and piddles on the Queen.

# posted by douchebag1
11:37 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Usually, whenever Peaches appears I go into a blind rage and play a clip of Patrick Bateman chasing hookers with a chainsaw. Not today.
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12:02 pm January, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

While he is unquestionably a douchebag, it is a point of contention that she is a Hott chick. To which, some might reply, “She’s Hott enough…”

12:14 pm January, 20 Dr Magnifico said...

Wearing a Union jack on anything (or a St George cross when it comes down to it) and imploring matey ballbags to commence another of the long since boring ‘barmy army’ chants is bloodywell past its live by date. Just like any surviving Pistols fans.

I loved Sid, but the idea that I’d be lumped in with those fuckers would make me puke. They remind me of talentless creep Bob Grant from On the Buses.

12:17 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

She’s slatternly. I approve.

12:23 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

This is a love story titled, “A kid that grew up the last one picked on the playground at recess to play right field and bat ninth and wore braces headgear to bed whose awkward years stretched well into his 20’s grows up to meet the girl that ate boogers, had stringy/greasy hair and menstruated in sixth grade”
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Elmore Leonard approves

12:34 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know about yous fellers, but I think it’s drinkipoo time. And that girl looks naughty enough that I’d stir her musty mortar with my flesh pestle.

12:50 pm January, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jason Statham and Courteney Cox go for a really shitty remake of Sid and Nancy.

1:21 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

The Patriots losing was tough to take. But the topic of the day is Richard Sherman and his antics.
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This guy is confusing. Is he the articulate Stanford grad with All-Pro mad skills, hellbent playing style and crazed vocal leadership or the punkass that showed up with Erin Andrews immediately following the game while still crazed and jacked from the action?
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With Erin
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With Sam Wyche
after cooling down
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After that rant with Erin I said, “Why can’t we get guys like that?”

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